Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝

a thief’s gotta do what a thief’s gotta do

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

“A bandit like me,
getting dragged along,
helping save the world—
Oh man,
how’d it all go so wrong?”

#FeRP / #FireEmblemRP
#MVRP / #FantasyRP

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

“Y-yes Mr Vulcan- no stealing for me no sirree.” he stumbled to his feet and put on an innocent face. Eye twitching in mild irritation at the outcome but… it was to be expected at this point.

[𝑍𝑒𝑛𝑘𝑜 @SleepyMediator]

He had a mischievous look in his eyes as he tugged, his tail even wagging! But he soon let go, dropping the fox act and sitting.

"You shouldn't try to steal from a vulcan. Even if they don't look human."

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

…you ain’t in line with that white bird that’s harassing me into being a do gooder are you? Talking about fixing me up, ha, what could ya possibly turn ME into.

[Sirocco @WindOfWhimsy]

That's what happens when you're a bandit with no morals.~

Perhaps if we fixed you up some, you wouldn't be having these woes.

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

I’m a big fan of living and staying alive. Gotta be better than bandit of the week material else I’m just throwing my life away y’know?

[⇰ 𝑩𝒍𝒖𝒆 𝑹𝒐𝒔𝒆 ✿ @rosesinblue_]

surprising, i had taken you for another bandit-of-the-week, i can't lie...

self reflection is the first step to self improvement, you know..?

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

“GAH-” that’s a good deterrent! He’s panicking and flailing, falling over himself and trying to scramble away. “Git! Stop! Heel! Uhhh stási!”

[𝑍𝑒𝑛𝑘𝑜 @SleepyMediator]

Watching.. before getting up and gently biting and pulling on his clothes! Definitely not trying to cause harm, just deterring him.

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

And he’s currently creeping over to rifle through his pockets—

[𝑍𝑒𝑛𝑘𝑜 @SleepyMediator]

He's currently napping on his back in the sun in Temple Row, his eyes closed blissfully. He wouldn't mind if anyone came across him, so long as he wouldn't be made to leave.

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

After getting thrashed by some kids with the power of friendship, a cat priest, and a queen who flings boulders the size of my entire body I’d have to be an absolute idiot not to.

And if there’s one thing I ain’t it’s an idiot.

[⇰ 𝑩𝒍𝒖𝒆 𝑹𝒐𝒔𝒆 ✿ @rosesinblue_]

at least you seem to know your place, it seems.

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

Lovely ladies everywhere you look- ya LOVE to see it.

. . .

A shame at least half of them would fold me like some midday laundry if I tried to make a move.

[Nanbu Yasumi @nanbrest]

Zarcone

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

@MagistraLyrah Cutting a path fit for a god huh?

…that’s sounding like a good- wait. Wait a minute. Ain’t this what happened to Majide? I won’t get jumped by some pretty boy foreigner with a magic sword if I take something will I?

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

“…yeah even I’m not that shameless.”

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

��C-c’mon now Promised One, fun as pillaging is I’m sure these owners are alive and well! /hopefully/, I ain’t taking what ain’t mine-”

With an internal monologue that sounded like a kid caught with his hands in the cookie jar Zarcone floundered; waving his hands frantically

[𝐸𝓈𝒽𝓂𝑒𝓁 @WatchfulBirdy]

A golden eye shone underneath the darkness of the hood. The cute bird everyone knew him as was lost to the past. This intimidating figure was his form now.

"Countless of people have died by Balor's hands. They deserve rest, not to have you pillaging their corpses."

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

“An even if their owners were dead maybe something here could help uh…” he trailed off awkwardly reassessing the goodies.

It was mostly coin and jewelry.

Had there been at least a ceremonial weapon he could’ve continued bullshitting and said it could help others but…

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

GAH— Promised One! It isn’t what it looks like I swear! I was just gonna… take this loo- I mean unattended valuables to the temple guards! Yeah, yeah that’s it.

[𝐸𝓈𝒽𝓂𝑒𝓁 @WatchfulBirdy]

Please stop.

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

Do I spy some unattended valuables? Don’t mind if I do~

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

@MrxsGusion Jeez. Just hearing that makes me feel for ya.

Want me to smuggle some more hay in for ya or something so you at least get different counts?

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

@HistoricScript A real feast for the eyes ain’t it?

Not the kinda thing you get to see out in the sticks.

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

WARNING

Zarcone is a bandit. He is not particularly nice even while forced to play the part of a hero. He may be rude, he may be crude, some graphic detail may be added when writing combat. This is fiction. Person behind the account is a goofball not a villain.

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

“A bandit like me,
getting dragged along,
helping save the world—
Oh man,
how’d it all go so wrong?”

#FeRP / #FireEmblemRP
#MVRP / #FantasyRP

[Zarcone — 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝 @cowardlyaxe]

Literate & detailed portrayal of Zarcone from FE:Fortunes Weave

Post game portrayal intended but timeline flexible, mostly spoiler free

Ships w/chem & Eshmel