Andrew Langstaff

Making mobile phones do cool stuff since 1996

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@reformparty_uk Get that flag oot yer tweet ye racist keich stained bawbag.

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@jk_rowling "It reminds girls that the desires of boys do not supersede their feelings, their rights..."
But doesn't supersede the bigoted whims of some millionaire spouting hatred from a castle? Gotcha.

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@jk_rowling "It tells girls they have the right to things of their own."
But only if you agree with it?

"It tells girls they have the right to say 'no'."
Do they have the right to say yes, or only with your permission?

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@RodneyMarshall1 Ian McDiarmid. He does villainy so well, and put in a decent performance as a sort of nemesis for Morse. It's a shame that he couldn't have been seeded into previous episodes to give his character more heft, but that's something of a modern drama device.

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@AVGirl4Life Totally wrong. You only get an 'OO' with Typhoo.

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@HealeyCartoons @barneyfarmer Bottom left panel. That's describing The Viz isn't it.

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

Aren't you a little short?

Looks like the embankment was raised after this one was placed. #fingerpostfriday

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@bmay Close.

[Slow Ways @SlowWaysUK]

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[Aidan Comerford @AidanCTweets]

Last night, @jk_rowling encouraged the public to photograph, report and publish pictures of women they think are trans using women's facilities.

I have screenshotted multiple replies calling trans women freaks, sickos, perverts and paedos, and advocating vigilante violence. 1/

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

In the 1970s a fascinating engineering battle took place between America and Japan for control of the future. The prize was the world we live in now. And one of the key battles took place on your wrist.

This is the story of the digital watch...

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

Leigh would be better off trying to lobby for improvements to the comically poor rail transport in his constituency, than trying to force his Thatcher kink on us all.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

You can’t call a train The Psychopathic Cunt.
What was he thinking?

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@floboflo They don't transport milk by train anymore.

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@Andr3Ag0g @PulpLibrarian What’s not to love?

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@Sgt_Howie @msm_monitor I'm afraid that the 'established science' includes hormone therapy and gender re-assignment surgery. It's been 'established' for decades. Sorry, but you'll have to find another fig leaf to hide your bigotry behind.🌈

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@paulwaterton Yes 🤣 the font on the map I was looking at is rubbish.

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@OSleisure Savemake Forest (found location using the Trig Point 'Terrace Hill')

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@Parody_PM And the 80 seat majority in 2019?!?🤔🙄

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@UmInterlocutor @ChombaBupe Make a scientific discovery as profound as Hawking Radiation.

[Andrew Langstaff @cowboycoder]

@MarieRackham @JolyonMaugham It's entirely real. For TERFs their hatred and bigotry, quite literally in this case, trumps all. It allows them to totally forgive/overlook/ignore President Pussy-grabber's many misdemeanours and outright misogyny. As long as he's legitimising transphobia, they'll lap it up.