WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY IN 50 YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED AND YOULL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT AND ILL SAY “GOOD RIDDANCE!”
ANNOUNCEMENT: after much reflection, I’ve decided that my last five years of aging doesn’t count, as they took place under strange and unusual circumstances. please respect my decision and feel free to join me
so sorry to anyone who can’t picture an apple in their mind. I’m spinning my mind apple so fast right now. Now I’m spinning it in the other direction. Now it’s a green apple. Now it’s yellow. Now there’s a cartoon worm popping out of the apple. He’s wearing a little hat
“Even statues crumble if they’re made to wait. I’m so afraid I sealed my fate. No sign of soulmates. I’m just a paperweight in shades of greige. Spending my last coin so someone will tell me ‘it’ll be okay’”
WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE??? WHO WANTED ME DEAD??? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUT BED??? WERE WRITING A BOOK??? WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY??? IN FIFTY YEARS WILL ALL OF THIS BE DECLASSIFIED???