everyones fav orphan

i love weed and lying

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

i love all my boyfriends equally

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

@IanAndrews40278 @CTVNews cry about it bitchhh

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

@rob_mancock cry about it bitchhhhh

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

i’m like carrie except my big is a 28 year old italian mechanic w at least 2 different latina baby mamas

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

the catholic church doesn’t believe in condoms and neither do i

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

would it be wrong to cheat a little just for the bit

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

giggling, kicking my feet and jumping for joy bc quite literally ALL of my exes are gay and BALD NOW!!!!! 🥳🥹🙏🏻🤭🙈

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

all these mfs gotta die idc

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

if you’re going to a chris brown concert in 2025 you NEED your ass beat

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

also how dare you create so much traffic and hullabaloo that my bus didn’t move for 45 minutes

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

i hope my ex boyfriend knows his music career won’t get him out of his moms basement

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

hot people only come outside when u have a sweet loving boyfriend waiting for u at home

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

ex texted me! 🤭🤭🙈🙈🥳
it’s not my favorite ex 😔😔😿

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

i love my boyfriend so much i only cheat on weekends

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

i love to date a guy whose music career i do not believe in at all

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

hoping and praying they let biden bomb belgrade again before they put him down next month

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

i accidentally fucked the snapchat man for more snapchats

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

everytime an italian is circumcised an angel loses its wings

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

HE GOT CHEATED ON 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 god bless dominican women

[everyones fav orphan @cowboynumber3]

ex just texted me saying “lmao guess what” do we think he got cheated on or is he a father now