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[Yeehaw @cowboysdware]

Pluh https://t.co/IfqaVDmGtk

[Evan Fong @evanfong]

spogbill

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

run

[Janson @WVWWWWWVWWWWWVW]

Fuck it whatever

[Ash ☄️ @rajakz3]

Evil dead is funny cause with the og trilogies timeline Ash had this insane glow up in like 48 hours

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Louisiana a friend took me to Raising Cane's.

I asked the cashier, a young woman named Kayla, for the menu.

She pointed at the board. It was short. Suspiciously short.

"Chicken fingers," she said.

I waited for the rest.

There was no rest.

I asked about beef.

"Chicken fingers."

I asked about pork.

"Still chicken fingers."

I asked whether this was a translation problem.

She said, "No, baby. We do one thing."

A short menu is not poverty.
A short menu is a vow you can taste.

I have ordered from menus with one hundred choices and felt no fear. This board knocked me down with five words.

I asked what she recommended.

"Chicken fingers."

So I did what any reasonable man would do when a path has three names.

I ordered all three.

The Box. The 3 Finger. The Caniac.

Kayla paused. "You want all three?"

"If the menu has three names," I said, "I will meet all three. A warrior does not sample honor. He answers all of it."

They arrived. They were all chicken fingers. Different counts. Same destiny. The Caniac was not a separate creature. It was simply more of the creature.

Kayla set down the sauce without ceremony.

I tasted it.

This sauce is not a side.
This sauce is the law the chicken agreed to live under.

I later learned the restaurant is named after a dog. A yellow dog. The founder wanted a place that sold only chicken fingers. Banks said no. A professor failed the plan. He opened anyway, in 1996, near a college gate in Baton Rouge.

Thirty years.

Same board.

Same five things.

I came back the next day. Kayla saw me and spoke first.

"Chicken fingers?"

I bowed. I ordered The Box. I did not ask for the rest of the menu. There is no rest of the menu. There never was.

They told him one idea was too small for America.

He kept the one idea anyway.

And America did not walk past it.
America did not ask for a second idea.
America formed a line, handed over its money, and knelt to chicken fingers like a nation recognizing its own king.

I finished every finger in that box.
I licked the salt from my thumb like a man sealing a treaty.
I looked at that short board the way my grandfather looked at a sword that had never failed him.

Raise the banner for the dog.
Raise the banner for the man who refused to add a second thought.
Raise the banner for the shortest menu in the empire.

I am not visiting anymore.

I am reporting for duty.

[Stanley557 @Stanley5574420]

All of this to choose the Olympia over the M14
#M14gang

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Lapis SLOPzuli @Uravity98114]

>Live-action My Hero Academia
Motherfucker that's called SKY HIGH

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The live-action ‘NARUTO’ movie is now in pre-production.

• Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton (‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’)

• A global casting search has begun to cast Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Pokemon and Razer have revealed a new collection inspired by Espeon and Umbreon

The collab includes a headset, keyboard, mouse, and mouse mat with matching Eeveelution designs

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Who does lil bro think he is💀

[Yeehaw @cowboysdware]

@cult1nator

[Nara cLoudkira @cloudKira15]

This battle will be legendary.

[Unknowingly @_Unkn0wingly_]

Huge thanks to Tape Hell for playing 'The Man in The Suit' to a packed theater at their Analog Horror Night!

[A24 @A24]

Kane Parsons is 21 years old.

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Ok.

[thyGman (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @StudiosGoji]

Thank you dead by daylight for making this video canon