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[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

YAY

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[esahc @49eerfc]

i am getting fucking GAYER and HOTTER and FUNNIER and HAPPIER this year

[seraphina @hearthkeeping]

let’s be oreos with mama
🖤🤍🖤

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama

[indi @indagho]

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

[weird shrimp @trashxgoblin]

i bet it feels so good as a dog to have someone rile you up

[Cyll @artcyll]

Moo Deng!!!!!! 🦛💦

[JuiceOne @JuiceSimpsons]

Moo Deng is going on Hot Ones

[bort @tacobort]

Might I suggest some Baja Blast for the lady?

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Te amo perrito estacionado.

[normal guy @CloudEnjoyer327]

my friend scared a rat who tried to retreat into the subway grate but he was too chubby

[David @Beabosaur]

Therapist: The cicada that shouts "AWW YEAAAH" isn't real, he can't hurt you

The cicada that shouts "AWW YEAAAH":