sarah capybara ☭

cow fan account | ever blossom, never fade 🌸

[sarah capybara ☭ @cowmunist]

getting fired from my job as a history teacher for having kids research which historical figures were the baddest + slayed the hardest

[mayank @maynkydvv]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[sarah capybara ☭ @cowmunist]

total wine cashier got me with the $0.99 buzzballs 😭

[erin chack @ErinChack]

[calling my friend while cat sitting] can she have a cigarette

[Adam‼️ @door_insurance]

Evenings are for FUN. Work is for GOING ON YOUR PHONE.

[pris @pwiscila]

Just got incredibly anxious about my future right before bed

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

[Ethel Caincel @sick_of_condos]

It's once again Attack And Hurt Your Coworkers Monday

[clairebear @geckotailzz]

"oh yeah and [Name] from high school, you remember them, right?"

my high school experience:

[sarah capybara ☭ @cowmunist]

On August 20, 2020 I Venmo requested my bitch ass roommate $16.25 for our last electric bill and she never paid me for it. Is it too late to remind her

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

if you have fun without me you should DIE!!!!!!!!!

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Ok I guess I’ll drink on an Empty Stomach About it