Lisa

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

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@rednuoPdnuorG BOOP!!!!

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@Dogwelder2099 💯

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@YPLAC 8 for me. Marbles and directors were my downfall.

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@sturmeyarcher3 @Jontafkasi @anon_opin Wait, someone had you in for a meeting and didn't offer you a hot beverage? I'm horribly unsocial, but I'll at least offer coffee or tea.

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@TimHobden1 @bushontheradio I'm with Tim: just water, please.

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@owentrucker Does formal commuting come with a bowtie?

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@YPLAC Oof. I got the currency one wrong. Apparently I'm fine on religion. Who knew?

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@J2onyabike Ooh! Yes, please.

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@thedodomicropub This may be the only time I've seen Fosters and Guiness in the same sentence.

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@joedamaggio @beau_jangle21 There's also S-1, where S is the number of bikes where your other half would leave you.

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@claireroberts01 I'm convinced it's strategic. They are plotting a revolution.

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@NoukBikeMind Yes they are ❤️

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@NoukBikeMind One black and white, one ginger. Excellent combination!

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@Dogwelder2099 Uh huh. If you need an intervention, say you like Spawn.

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@Dogwelder2099 I think it's time to leave the bastard

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@positiv07652695 Oh! What a sweetie!!

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@claireroberts01 He will live longer than the curtain I made will....

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@claireroberts01 Just had to rescue Darth who lost his footing and nearly fell.

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@HackneyBikeFit Everything's better in Hackney...