This is a total bummer. I went to San Antonio, for Game 1, ALONE, in a lightweight-Knicks-collared-shirt and was treated with absolute kindness. Really hope @NYCMayor responds appropriately.
Update: NHL still wonβt answer my emails. π
I did the math. Dude eats 34 pancakes before breakfast and theyβre still picking corners on him?
Alright boysβ¦ MAKE HIM FATTER. America built the infrastructure for exactly this. πͺ