Alex The Cynical

We don't talk but I'll leave you something to talk about.

The blind leader of the blind.

I have a cow.

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@DailyLoud Same guy? https://t.co/KJD9roBcNH

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North Charleston

dun nuffin

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@Tr00peRR Bro this guy got the same hoodie as the dude who was hitting a cop at the block party yesterday in Charelaton lol

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@MLB @MLBPS_US @BlueJays If Mis got one as a rookie then this is deserved

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@MLB @MLBPS_US @Angels Overrated trash. MLB PR machine at it again

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@astros Just trade Whitcomb at this point it's obvious Dana doesn't care

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@MikeMutnansky I'm still waiting for @JomboyMedia breakdown of this because it was fucking glorious

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@HoustonTexans June 27th

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@benmaller if his attorneys were afraid of the Big 12 lawyers so much so he applied to the supplemental draft. Then he's going straight to Canada after the NFL lawyers told him no.

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@benmaller if it took this long for a town in Wyoming to take on your show then I'd hate to learn what they were playing every night before.

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@benmaller that Judge has to be a booster to Texas Tech. The QB will be on a practice squad in 2years.

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@andeholmes @JTFOz You just don't drop back down after bulking like that. He's stuck there for a while until he goes on a diet

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@brianmctaggart I'm glad we have such a big lead in the division that we have the luxury to punt games

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@el_nolando @astros He's shit

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@brianmctaggart So then Dana would rather have guys off the street play than his own farm?

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@brianmctaggart Shay finally gets to play. Time to see if he's actually capable of being decent

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@michaelschwab13 Sinker, two seamer, or just throw it less. Work off the change up and develop the pitches to compliment it from the same arm slot.

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@MoreheadWes @SleeperAstros He's awful stop

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@Gambochris3 @ArashMarkazi Drag him

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@victormexastro @astros Don't worry he's starting a guy off the street and a career AAA catcher today along with a historically bad OFer

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@sad_cozy @astros Dana only likes his own failed LH hitters