alpaca

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[alpaca @cowsyawning]

the past tense of dip should be dup

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

it's turtleneck season, i am become a turtle

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

and today was the day i welcomed baby dyson into the family

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

just thinking about the day i move out and the fact that i'll get to buy my very own hoover

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

oh god the bird is gone i repeat the bird is gone

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

spot the bisexual in the club with her tote bag. it's me

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

the shift has happened - it's now "visiting my parents" and no longer "going home for the weekend"

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

cabbages >>> imperator

[History Today @HistoryToday]

Diocletian was sixty years old or so, had been Roman emperor for twenty years and had had enough.

He decided to retire and grow vegetables in his home town of Split, and abdicated #OnThisDay in 305.

https://t.co/AEetMtWaft

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

someone tell me how i had the energy to travel to newcastle from ldn every 3 / 6 weeks, on a train that got in at 2am no less ?

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

honestly i need a break from rightmove rightnow

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

oh to one day go to a house viewing where i don't come away thinking 'ohhh so that was why it was *reasonably* priced'

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

@butw8asec oooh yeah that's a fair call

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

another set of bank holidays? must mean it's *lemsip season* ... here we go again

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

@blueskygrins Omg let's go

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

some exciting news from my morning commute: the sheep have moved to an adjacent field

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

this.

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

the mist is giving serious pride and prejudice 2005 vibes this morning

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yes i absolutely did spend an hour creating a weekly meal plan only to completely ignore it because that is what you are supposed to do with them

[alpaca @cowsyawning]

@thinkergilmore @hannahyates_ paul anka always