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former white boy of the week

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when onion rings i pick up the phone 💯

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Say what you will about Woah Vicky, but she’s right about The Flesh

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@MancellJosh Star Wars A
Empire A+
Jedi A-
Phantom Menace C+
Attack of the Clones C+
Revenge of the Sith A
Force Awakens D
Last Jedi D+
Rise of Skywalker F
Clone Wars Film D
Rogue One A
Solo D
Mando and Grogu C+

Mando TV series B
Andor A
Obi-Wan Kenobi C-
The Clone Wars B
Maul- Shadow Lord B

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@ColumbusTrey @astros 1 Rangers
2 Yanks
3 Mariners
4 Dodgers— They gave us Yordan for Josh Fields. Not the same team from ‘17. The only guy left is Kiké who’s so likeable. Hell their whole team kinda is. Shohei & Yoshi, king Tuck, Mookie & Freddie. Are they ruining MLB? Probably. But like womp womp

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The free-use Uncle

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Candles are common in which craft

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@aquachromakey np: Some Folks Is Even Whiter Than Me- Todd Rundgren

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I had a vasectomy and they were like “you’re gonna need to jerk off to get the sperm out” and I said no thanks :)

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I don’t jerk off bc I have no sex drive and my own penis scares me

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@michaelschwab13 If he’s not a qualified starter I doubt it dude lol

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@WTJyeff @LenaDunhamVEVO 2016 ya. Nick was posting gems as far back as like 2011 tho

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How’s everyone’s penis today?

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@fleshfreezer I no black I Dominican papi

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you know what’s up or don’t u?

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

People are Homosexuals because they got touched on/ molested

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@Moonantius No

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Im ethnically Jewish but religiously Mexican

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My fiancé just whipped my soft cock and balls out of my pants and mumbled “Ethel Cain”

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I’ve been so unemployed that we have no dirty towels

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Every movie now is about generational trauma. Shit is so annoying. Like bro I do not care that my dad got diddled as a kid…. or that he diddled me

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@JuanIsidro @FredGlatt @sbp_21 @CodifyBaseball fuck i didn’t realize 2022 world series game 4 doesn’t count bc Juan refuses to acknowledge it. that sucks, i thought it counted