The Galactus of alcohol

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

*cums inside you as a friend*

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

A Gen Z joined the team.

Week one.

During onboarding, the manager said,
“We sometimes stay late during peak periods.”

Gen Z nodded.

Then asked,
“Is that paid… or just expected?”

The room went quiet.

- No attitude.
- No rebellion.
- Just a question.

Later that day, HR mentioned “growth opportunities.”

Gen Z replied,
“Does growth include raises, or just more responsibility?”

Again, silence.
- No laziness.
- No entitlement.
- Just clarity.

That’s when the team realized something.

When people say
“Gen Z is lazy,”
what they really mean is:

Gen Z watched old generation
- skip meals,
- miss birthdays,
- work weekends,
- and burn out

only to be told
“budgets are tight”
and “be grateful you have a job.”

So Gen Z chose differently.

- They don’t romanticize overwork.
- They don’t confuse suffering with ambition.
- They don’t trade health for praise.

They still work hard.
They just refuse to work for nothing.

It’s not laziness.
It’s pattern recognition.

And honestly,
after everything old generation went through…

Can you really blame them?

[fran🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

sorry i’m screaming at this

[will stetson @willstetson]

"AI is only a creative solution if you aren't creative" is the hardest bar of 2025

[maine 💭 @elzqrr]

it’s so nice that in a sea of misogynistic people, the biggest face of league of legends is faker.

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s. it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Skyrizi probably feels so good if you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis

[cabral @doctor_cabral]

Someone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

[Thorne 🍁 @ThorneChan]

On this 9/11, we remember Osama Bin Laden, who was a human being and a father who didn't deserve to get shot for having different opinions. Murder is wrong.

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

Kissing ought to be treated similar to a smoke break , “Do you want to step outside for a kiss?” , “Let’s go to the balcony and kiss “,