Harry Cox

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is morning in America again

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

If two sausage egg McGriddles were sitting next to me right now. Things could get really weird.

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

Why am I up? Is it cause the twolves are unreal? And I won 2.5k. It might be. Tickle my taint

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

I just want my subway, not to wait in a 30 minute line. What kinda bullshit is this.

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

@Jonphillipbrews I’m on food stamps after tonight. Bullshit. Strickland needed to pull his tampon out to win.

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

I already feel the Sunday scaries kicking in, going to need a bottle of Advil and 4 waters when I wake up

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

Who is Jordan love

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

Need the gambling addiction hotline asap. Jordan love might sell my parlay.

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

My bfh loves talking to beat chicks @Jonphillipbrews

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

Heard @Jonphillipbrews is on the flight log.

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

Shoulda brought a 24 rack for this

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

Being stuck in a waiting room for 30 minutes is hands down top 3 favorite things for me.

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

thought it was just a fart but surprised myself. Clean up aisle my pants. Goodnight

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

Every guy after watching the stealth bomber flyover the rose bowl thinking “hell yea”. FUCKKK YAAA ‘MERICAAAA

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

@LL_warm_J Does this have anything to do with the 2.1 you bagged in Iowa?

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

I hate farting in the backseat #ididit

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

Fireball on New Year’s Eve warms the soul. I can’t complain. #takeonegivetwo

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

Ready to go gamble my mortgage to start the new year off right. #happynewyearsqueers

[Harry Cox @cox_harry40097]

Heading into the new year drunk, finished last year drunk #winnerswin