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[coy abellano @coyabellano]

【比較/Comparison video】Naomi Watanabe & Lady Gaga – Rain On Me / 渡辺直美 & レデ... https://t.co/EHAngow35K via @YouTube

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

First face to face conference in two years. Good news. I’m still socially awkward among my peers.… 😐#snykweek

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

@naylandblake I see you 🇵🇭

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

@AOC @AOC came to slay. Period.

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

@markdietrich @DeptVetAffairs Sorry to hear that, @markdietrich 🙁

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

Putting these three articles together in a single layout is just plain tone deaf, @sfchronicle

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

Here’s an art project: create a bunch of things based on songs performed by Luther Vandross.

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

So this is a lie… #stillwaiting #twoweekslater

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

Tell me again there are not two kinds justice in America!

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

@SeanSeamus A whirling dervish would love the new MUNI trains with the seats facing perpendicular to the direction of the trains’s destination. So much room! 😜

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

You can replace Ted Cruz. That’d be an instant upgrade for Texas.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I wish I’d followed a different career path.

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

House of International Banchan… #filipinoadobo #gimbap #poke #korokke #ceviche #okonomiyaki

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

This.

[briankrebs @briankrebs]

Just published a short (hopefully broadly accessible) writeup on the ongoing outages at Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp. Includes perspective, graphic from @dougmadory and Kentik. Will update to add more info soon. https://t.co/5C5fliBVqX

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

Yup. No regrets. It’s better as a door stop.

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

@ebarronsf Are you collaborating with @ElizabethBanks ? Yes. I know. I finally took them out. The dryer is empty now.

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

PSA 🗣

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

Yeah. SMH…

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You're living in a simulation on a computer that's overheating.

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

Jesus Christ… smh…

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I call YOUR name during sex.

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

Don’t worry. It’s only 0.037 chance of hitting Earth. In the meantime, we have humans actively killing humans by refusing to wear masks. Have a good day.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In just 58,848 days — on Sept. 24, 2182 — NASA scientists say an asteroid the size of the Empire State Building has a slight chance of hitting Earth. https://t.co/sXjeP088DA

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

Competition isn’t the only option. Cooperation provides a lot of benefit too.

[Andrew Fidel Fernando @afidelf]

Fave moment of the Olympics so far. Barshim (Qatar) and Tamberi (Italy) were tied in the high-jump final. The official is there talking about a prospective jump-off, but Barshim asks immediately: "Can we have two golds?" One look, no words exchanged, they know they're sharing it.

[coy abellano @coyabellano]

Will you cover my co-pay?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

When I start talking to you, you should start talking to a mental-health professional.