Coy badeaux

coming to you live from a barstool near you. local mumbler, and shit talker.

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

Just because you put the word “joke” in quotes doesn’t mean a comedian wasn’t joking. Jokes that upset you are not suddenly classified as serious statements just because they upset you. Why is a culture that lines up to watch a clown murder children so polarized over humor?

[John Hendrix @JohnJHendrix]

National Media: "Saints fans need to get over this no-call."

Saints fans: "I mean. We're here. New season."

(National Media can't stop showing replays, hyping up game)

Also National Media: "Let's talk about that no-call and replay it endlessly to keep driving the narrative."

[Coy badeaux @CoyBadeaux]

I'd probably work out, if I didn't est Super King hot sausage po boys every week.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

STATE OF MIND..... you're showing up with a Big set of Balls and I dare one of these motherfuckers to stand your way.....

[Coy badeaux @CoyBadeaux]

@JasonIsbell is a national treasure. Fight me.

[Coy badeaux @CoyBadeaux]

If a beer magically opens at 9am and no one is around to judge you. Is it really an issue?

[Coy badeaux @CoyBadeaux]

Just, bare with me. If you have a firm grasp on reality, tomorrow's hangover may kill you. #vodkaisforlovers

[Coy badeaux @CoyBadeaux]

Those sneaky fucking Russians.

[Coy badeaux @CoyBadeaux]

In creative writing, would the writer actually have to DO anything?

[Coy badeaux @CoyBadeaux]

@bertkreischer Any stepsister

[The Magnus Archives as Vines @magnusvines]

The Magnus Archives reboot where everything is exactly the same but instead of Elias Bouchard it’s Elias from Clerks 2

[Coy badeaux @CoyBadeaux]

@llama_cam fucking look at it

[Tyler Childers @TTChilders]

As you may have guessed, we have some big news coming out today. We’re happy to announce that Hickman Holler Records is teaming up with RCA Records to release my new album, Country Squire. Link in bio

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

Something new? Check. Something borrowed? Check. Something blue? Check,

And lastly, something old: an ancient grimoire. She was ready for the wedding.

But the book whispered a second stanza.

"Something broken, something red. Something living, something dead."

She would obey.

[Coy badeaux @CoyBadeaux]

If you stumble drunkenly away from work, could you really consider it work?

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

CNN has turned into a 24hr episode of Ghost Hunters

[Coy badeaux @CoyBadeaux]

@JordanNickens Nice. I'm gonna try and make it out there this summer for a little pilgrimage. And go visit Barclay

[Coy badeaux @CoyBadeaux]

My guy.

[Food & Wine @foodandwine]

Chad Robertson and Elisabeth Prueitt are only just getting started. https://t.co/WhvrOfOBwp

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Hump day for most people but savages like us........its just another day to get your balls licked....

[Coy badeaux @CoyBadeaux]

You're cool man, have a beer.