Alli

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

yes i’m bald. yes i have lice. we exist.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Same, Shohei. 😂

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Seems legit.

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[. @playboicurrryy]

"I wonder what could go with my coffee.."

a lightly powdered pastry:

[十筆斎 @jissunboshi96]

昔は履けたズボンが、どうしても履けないアザラシを描きました。

[diem @teohtani]

Mookie has me dying man fbdkfbfj

[katie @katefeetie]

an underrated part of Backrooms is how many times Clark mentions his ex-wife has a fat ass

[Alli @coydroy]

Home run derby

[Alli @coydroy]

First born’s name will be Freeman-Muncy-Ohtani-Smith..

[Vale cOhtani @valecotah]

Ohtani pegando home run en el mismo juego que esta pitchando

[Alli @coydroy]

@darellgabriel No scorched earth 😭😭😭

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Trying to get a job without connections

[Pｪssmaker @PSSMKR]

Im very disappointed that they cut Hughie’s spinjitsu power reveal in the final fight after they built it up the whole season

[dalton rushings evil ucl tear🩻⛓️👻 @BoyslnBIue]

CRANK IT FREDDIE

[Alli @coydroy]

MUNCY I NEED YOUR JERSeY!!!!

[Logan🌵 @phxlogan]

Cockfighting is running rampant in the NL West

[Dolce @daily_dolce]

Mango sticky rice

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Can I get some pointless fucking foam on top of my pathetic beverage please