Coy Whittier

Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza - Michelangelo | Marketing Director – @CityGro

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Anyone else sometimes accidentally double-sanitizing with boiling hand sanitizer you left in your hot car?

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May 2019. I wrote my first marketing article. A year later my email list hit 19,000.

No ads. No connections. No existing audience.

The site grew because I learnt how to push my content round the internet.

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Hey Siri, set a reminder for one week before next Mother’s Day, that the only gift wife wants is a clean house that she didn’t have to do her damn self.

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If a mother in distress can lift a car off an injured child, imagine how far a mother can throw three young quarantined children.

Stay tuned; I might be able to tell you soon.

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In case of perfect health, please take one of these three easy off-ramps:

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I severely underestimated the amount of sedatives I was going to need to be quarantined with my kids.

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How about a govt program to redistribute toilet paper? But seriously I just need some.

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@slcstars #starsdj Tubthumping by Chubawamba

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News websites:
"Please respect the integrity of our reporting and consider turning off your ad blocker."

Also news websites:
"NEW CARS Kardashian THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK Aunt Becky CAR INSURANCE New On Netflix This Month YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE…"

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@RagingViking you won't lick it

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Bluetooth cut out on a grown man's headphones at my office today, sending the Frozen II soundtrack coursing loudly through his computer speakers.

It's me. I'm grown man.

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@rybay Yeah, local holistic shipping artisans that pledge to not use antibiotics. And employ fair trade rescue dogs to blow up their bubble wrap.

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@heathwblack @Delta I was unaware that @RagingViking had taken over at Delta. Huh. But seriously, you can stay at our place anytime you're in that situation [hopefully never] again.

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My kid:
What's so stinky?

Playdate kid that just pooped his pants:
I think my Lego just farted.

My kid:
OK.

...both continue playing...

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Saturday morning breakfast expectation:
“This is delicious dad, you make the best breakfasts.”

Saturday morning breakfast reality:
“Dad!! Why didn’t you tell me this was disgusting before I put a bunch in my mouth!”

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TRUMP:
"...it's the single greatest witch hunt in American history."

THE 200 ACCUSED, 19 HUNG AND 1 CRUSHED TO DEATH IN SALEM 1692:
"Seriously???!!!!!!"

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One advantage to having kids is knowing that there's a good 2-3 days worth of food under each car seat. You know, if things really got bad.

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@sterlingmsnow Thx

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@sterlingmsnow Hey Sterling, caught your Silicon Slopes presentation a week or two ago. Great stuff. Had a question — any tips you'd pass on to find some of those great newsletters? Got targeted by The Hustle on social, but I want to know about channels like that much earlier.

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@rybay @toystory Man, glad I checked here first. We're going tonight. I'll wear some goggles and hope it doesn't permeate.