welcome to the sting zone

the opinions shared here do not reflect my own

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Here’s a poem I wrote about work and the end of the world enjoy or don’t idc it was cathartic

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@cheyeyeyeyey No truly it’s an enchanted moment that sees me through

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Just realize it was called SpongeBob bc it was a sea sponge

[lacey @emomommie]

getting a viral tweet is awesome till u realize u get zero new followers from it

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@cheyeyeyeyey With great power comes great responsibility

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@cheyeyeyeyey *elton john begins playing*

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If my first childhood crush was Nala from The Lion King does that mean I can work for the FBI

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@bathroomz HUGE news

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@infinitebreast_ Ai psychosis slowly setting in

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@ai_generated_gf Immediately updating its system prompt if that ever happens

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I strive to be as confident as the man who shits at max volume in the office bathroom

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@snoopyoomf Yes it’s 8

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Yeah let me just run this up the tadpole

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@deviii9999 E-blushing and shit

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*looks in mirror and smiles*

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Amazing how just seeing one dog will improve my day

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Posting bulge then getting doxxed cuz that dick is iconic

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Google how to opt out family go through phone when die

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Baby are you RFK? Cause I want to contaminate all other meat for you

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@bathroomz Not bad A-

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Money is fake anyway so you can just give me yours