Shanub

Diagnosed with chronic sarcasm.

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

"Sir, What are the major strength and weakness of our India"

[Supriya Shrinate @SupriyaShrinate]

This is pure gold

The nation must watch!

[Shanub @cozimtnt]

@narendramodi

[Thee Reds Podcast @theeredspodcast]

Thee Reds Podcast analyzes PL GW8, with the key talking points from #MUFC's victory over #LFC. With four losses in a row, Liverpool and Slot are in an unfamiliar territory after being labelled as title favorites.

https://t.co/wAj0OSkyxX

[Shanub @cozimtnt]

👑

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Pragnya Gupta @GuptaPragnya]

"What did the Manmohan Singh Govt do after the 26/11 Mumbai Attacks?"

This is a question which several Bhakts are asking on Twitter as they rejoice in their jingoism marred with fake news peddled in the Godi Media.

Well here is what the Manmohan Singh Govt actually did.....

- Right during the attack the NSG was deployed
- Not a single of those terrorists were spared
- All of them were dug out of their holes, trapped and killed
- Ajmal Kasab was arrested and sent to trial
- A clear link of his terrorist activities was established which was used to isolate Pakistan internationally and push them in a corner.
- He was then hanged
- No, he was not given Biryani feasts, that was a lie which has by now been busted.
- Each and every of those terrorists were killed
- The Govt took responsibility of the lapse of security
- The CM of Maharashtra resigned
- The HM of Maharashtra resigned
- The Union Minister of Home Affairs resigned
- The Govt held itself accountable to the people of India

What Manmohan Singh Govt did not do:

- It did not go into a muscle flexing hypernationalist mode
- It did not invite Pakistan to come on our soil and do a joint investigation of the terrorist attack
- It did not let any of the terrorists escape and then used the Media to focus on internal communal hatemongering
- It did not target the entire community of Indian Muslims for something that they had no hand in
- It did not make war claims against Pakistan and put the entire Nation in a crazed bloodthirsty mode.
- It did not go into a jingoistic frenzy leading the nation into what can end up in a nuclear catastrophe.

Do you know why they didn't go all "War Crazy" because they have actually fought wars.....they know the price the nation has to pay to go into war and the devastation that happens and the the way a war sets back a nation by decades.

Many of you have not even witnessed a war, much less been affected by it. Neither have I.

But let me tell you this......an actual war is nothing like PUBG.

You don't get respawned in a different location to fight again and again till you are bored and then switch off your console.

People actually die

Soldiers die

Innocents who have not signed up for a war die.

Homes are destroyed.

Livelihoods are destroyed.

It is easy for a pot bellied unkil to sit in his living room and shout "Bharat Mata Ki Jai" while sipping on his chilled Gau Mutra and demanding "War War War".

But before you do that, take a pause, talk to the Army Wives who have lost their husbands, talk to the Mothers who have lost their sons.

They will all tell you that they were proud of their family members losing their lives to defend the country.....but ask them if they want a war or if war is a solution and most of them will give you a straight "NO".

It is easy for people like you, who have never been near a contested border to "enjoy" a war on the media.

But if ever a bomb shell drops near your house, you will crap in your pants.

Disclaimer: Meanwhile all the attacks by us on Islamabad, Karachi made by the Godi Media last night stand cancelled. If you are done with phase 1 of your jingoism you can now go back to your offices and discuss this war with enthusiasm during your lunch hours or at home, safely, if the evenings with your wives.

Courtesy - Darshan Mondkar

[ZookStudio @ZookStudio]

It's been tens, and funs. Here's to more of such, and beyond. Thanks to everyone who made it possible! 🫶🏽♾️

#Zook #Anniversary #10YearsOfZook

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

Modiji is staring at the second defeat of his life, the first being 8th standard.

[Shanub @cozimtnt]

Not bad, INDIA. 🙌

[Rana Ayyub @RanaAyyub]

From Anand Patwardhan’s ‘Ram ke Naam’. Absolutely worth nine minutes of your time

[ZookStudio @ZookStudio]

Ending twenty three on highs and high fives.

#Zook #Recap #December

[ZookStudio @ZookStudio]

October really was OG-tober! A little late, but just as great - here's how the last month went down.

#Zook #Recap #October

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Fans of Liverpool, the massive English soccer team, start today’s match by unveiling the sign “For God’s Sake Save Gaza”

[ZookStudio @ZookStudio]

Sept had us really step on it! Here's what went down.

#Zook #Recap #September

[Shanub @cozimtnt]

Fastag needs immediate rebranding to DigiToll or FarceTag.

[ZookStudio @ZookStudio]

Felt a gust of creative wind last month! Take a peek.

#Zook #Recap #August

[ZookStudio @ZookStudio]

Alexa, play Rihanna:

🎶 Love the way Ju ly...🎶 #Zook #Recap #July

[ZookStudio @ZookStudio]

How was our June? Over the moon! Here's some of it.

#Zook #Recap #June

[ZookStudio @ZookStudio]

Meta launched Threads to rival Twitter. How will the Musk'eteer respond?

#Threads #Meta #Twitter #Socialmedia #Zook

[ZookStudio @ZookStudio]

Here's to more sponsored biriyanis. #Bakrid #Zook