How to fvck different types of women:
Fat women — take ’em out to eat. 🍽️
Bad b!tches — take ’em on a trip. ✈️
Average b!tches — get their nails done, hair done, or pay a bill. 💅🏾
Hoes — just pay. 💰
Hoodrats — provide the smoke and bottle. 🍃🥃 and car therapy.
Bougie bitches — show ’em you got it, then pay ’em no attention. 😂
Broke bitches - buy them something they can’t buy for themselves like a designer bag
Women with kids — do something for the kids that their dad ain’t doing. 🎁
Comment if I’m lying.
I find it hard to believe that these two are the same person, but I will settle for the idea that they are from different universes, not actually the same person.