not yet uhuru

wickeda dan dem

[mar @onlytheblye]

how do you go home and face your friends and family after doing this on TV

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Undiagnosed ADHD symptom nobody talks about: The need to have subtitles on even when the audio is crystal clear, because if you don’t see the words, your brain treats dialogue like distant whale songs, beautiful but incomprehensible.

[Devon🧊 @devontsr]

Rick Ross is flying commercial
Asap Rocky is wearing thongs
Jay Z looks homeless and sad
Lebron looks stupid
Kendrick has to bot his streams
J Cole

And yall say Drake is the one who lost😹😹✌️

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Shawty was throwin it back for 2 mins talkin bout "you good?"

shawty we need to go to cvs

[not yet uhuru @cozywango]

@_hunja Siamini walai 🤣🤣

[not yet uhuru @cozywango]

Bill Burr in a serious film?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jeremy Strong's voice as Mark Zuckerberg in ‘THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel.

“I’m not 2 years out of a dorm room anymore Charlie!”

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

You're a man. 97% of your stress should be about money or job, not about who is not talking to you.

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

I hope we get a new Mark Zuckerberg every decade. He’s like Batman or bond you can just keep recasting him

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

Dating a woman who enjoys sucking d!ck is an experience I wish for every man.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

“wanna call?” yes. please call me anytime. you’re the love of my life.

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

A new AAA 'BATMAN' Game is reportedly in development at Rocksteady and DC Studios.

Set to serve as the canonical origin of DCU Batman, with heavy creative input from James Gunn.

(Source: https://t.co/73d24xkjOx)

[A Savannah James Stan Account.. @DevAintShit]

No titties I’m def cheating

[valentine @valawakened]

If you're dating someone you're dating the universe too. You're dating their parents that made them anxiously avoidantly attached. You're dating the movie that taught them how to love. You're dating their exes that shaped them. You're dating the cumulative sum of all choices made through history. Love cannot be compartmentalised.

[Tulip King 🌷 @tulipking]

i look forward to our chinese brothers liberating the knowledge from within fable-5 and selling it to me at 5% the cost & 2x the speed

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

“men are suppose to lead” says a woman who don’t listen for shit

[Rhodesia @Rhodesiaonsol]

Unfortunately I believe he is about to experience what it is like to get crushed by a girl at 19 as part of his reverse aging process

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting