krista

where the noodles at

[krista @cozzysweaters]

I am *insert Chris Traeger voice* "literally" a bum

[kim petras @kimpetras]

All I ever wanna do is make ppl happy

[krista @cozzysweaters]

@diabetic_thot So New Paltz of you to say lmao

[krista @cozzysweaters]

@JonyIsCholo Help me pls

[krista @cozzysweaters]

Sometimes i feel like my life is lowkey an episode of the twilight zone that never ends

[krista @cozzysweaters]

I could listen to @BeaccchHoussse play live forever

[krista @cozzysweaters]

I just downloaded a new theme for my phone and when I locked it there's a buncha beautiful anime ladies and actively falling leaves and I got so distracted looking at them that I could not figure out how to unlock my phone for the life of me

[krista @cozzysweaters]

This is the game of how many days can I go to bed at 4 am or some odd hour and only get 3-4 hours of sleep? 14 days in and idk what's its like to be fully rested anymore

[krista @cozzysweaters]

I think I forgot how to twitter

[M.I.A. ⊕ II II II @MIAuniverse]

The universe is a beautiful thing.

[stevie @adultmomband]

how I work is, lots of tiny lamps instead of one big overhead light

[krista @cozzysweaters]

Life just gets busier and busier

[krista @cozzysweaters]

My dad and I think alike in weird ways like he'll tip a guy who helped with a rental car with beer before a flight and I've tipped boat drivers with weed before flights

[kayla @kayla__jaclyn]

If you get a seat on a crowded subway and don’t give it up to an elderly person/disabled person/pregnant woman/child than honestly who raised you

[krista @cozzysweaters]

@voltesblade @CescatheFiesta !#,0

[krista @cozzysweaters]

*is freezing in 80 degree weather* help

[krista @cozzysweaters]

When the bass to popular English songs is so high the entire van you're in is vibrating nonstop #help

[krista @cozzysweaters]

Living abroad really teaches you to go with the flow and problem solve on short notice. One moment I had travel plans set and then immigration just set fire to those plans in an hour and now it's like whoop guess I gotta go to malaysia for a hot minute..gotta do what ya gotta do

[jamesyyy 🫦🫦 @diabetic_thot]

how do I get less emotions