Club Penguin Incorrect Quotes

Things the #ClubPenguin and #ClubPenguinIsland characters totally say. Yup. Definitely. (Run by @RosaandRachel1)

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Did I just make a Tumblr page for this?

Why yes, yes I did. https://t.co/6Pt5hWNqJv

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I'll be working on transferring all my quotes from here onto the Tumblr! Ideally I'll be updating both from here on out. Also ideally, I'll be posting quotes more regularly haha.

Old quotes posted on here will be queued to upload daily on the Tumblr.

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Did I just make a Tumblr page for this?

Why yes, yes I did. https://t.co/6Pt5hWNqJv

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Dot: Is that a Spirit Halloween?
Rory: IT'S SPOOPY SEASON!
Dot: It's July.
Rory: IT'S SPOOPY SEASON!

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Petey K: Hey guys, I'm making French toast sticks in the oven. I'm gonna take a quick nap; wake me up in five minutes so I can flip them over.
G Billy: Petey, it's been five minutes. Flip your sticks.
Petey K: snnnnzzzzz
G Billy, into a megaphone: PETEY YOUR STICKS

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Stompin' Bob: Okay, guys, we have to be careful. Someone here is possessed by an owl.
G Billy: Who?
Stompin' Bob: That's the thing, we don't–
Stompin' Bob:

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[playing Scrabble]

Rookie: I will put down A to make A.
Jet Pack Guy: I will add onto your A to make AT.
Aunt Arctic: I will add onto your AT to make RAT.
Gary: I will add onto your RAT to make BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC.
Dot: *flips the board*

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Aunt Arctic: Why can't you see things from perspective?!
Herbert:
Herbert *leans down*
Aunt Arctic: Wish Squid give me strength–

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Gary: What's it like being tall? Is it nice? Can you reach the cupboards comfortably?
JPG: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, I've found, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Aunt Arctic: It was one time!

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[at the Holiday Party]

Cadence, raising her glass: I would like to offer a toast!
Cadence: I cannot believe we have already gone through another twelve months of absolute madness.
Cadence: Cheers!

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Rookie: EPF, what's your emergency?
Rookie: What do you mean, you're being murdered?
Rookie: That's illegal, people can't do that.

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Jet Pack Guy: Nothing in life is free.
Dot: Love is free!
Gary: Adventure is free.
Aunt Arctic: Knowledge is free.
Rookie: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Gary: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Aunt Arctic: That is called murder, and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Agent, to Herbert: Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against penguins when a party is on the line!"

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Aunt Arctic: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Jet Pack Guy: No.
Dot: I did not.
Rookie: I may have actually forgotten one.
Gary: Also no.
Agent: Oh good, neither did I.
Aunt Arctic: *exhausted sigh*

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Dot: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!
Herbert: But I'm a vegan.
Dot: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

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Rookie: So I got this amazing plan!
Jet Pack Guy: We fail almost every time you say that.
Rookie: Well this is the same! But with a puffle involved.