Andrew Carroll

I do business. Simply.

Or I simply do business.

Either way, really.

[Andrew Carroll @cpaandrew]

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I just earned the 'Oregon Craft Beer Month (2016)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/zQVkK67Nj5 #OCBM16 #OregonCraftBeer

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I just earned the 'Los Angeles Beer Week (2016)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/kEHpDM9gWS #LABW

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Guys.... Disneyland got awesome! @ Disneyland/California Adventure https://t.co/MJFDkn80Aw

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@uberbryn It's why people love the show!

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@adearone she's been sitting here blowing raspberry's for an hour. As if she didn't drool enough.

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"Hot Mess" is the only honest answer to "how's your six month old baby?"

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"When I say it like that, it makes it sounds like I'm not!"

[Andrew Carroll @cpaandrew]

TIL
If you are looking for recipes for tasty meat pies it is spelled "pasty"

Do not google "pasties". That a different thing.

[Andrew Carroll @cpaandrew]

Guys - @asana is pretty great.

Why has no one TOLD me about this?

Yes, my sarcastic voice is the same as my regular voice #hashtag

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@_jyngo @danimalik I could probably help this year.

I mean, I am sitting here reading Twitter.

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@amahnke THAT'S what I'm doing wrong.

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@ismh BUSINESS EXPENSE

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@amahnke Known issue with dress shoes. Why they make a flat and smooth shoe is beyond me.

Who even wants that?

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#partydress https://t.co/UeASfcAMSa

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@uberbryn Who? What?

Which one am I?

I'm totally in.