claudia

[Brisadeiro 🍃 @sososwann_]

sou tão a favor do aborto que as vezes esqueço que essa porra é ilegal

[fahmeedx @fahmeedx]

dealing with ppl that want to “hop on a call” for everything

[jaz @putyurlightasup]

can’t believe she’s not with us anymore 💔 #DragRaceDownUnder

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

diarrhea would have to be coming out of my eyes for me to switch up on the bell i’m so sorry

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[yas @adoomies3]

Movie night about to get uglier than Gal

[َ @ungodlywests]

they even cut out the trivia game they usually do during movie night i’m crying xbdbdb they said we don’t got no damn time to waste #loveislandusa

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

bro 😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

How fast your job expects you to eat on your 30 min lunch break

[micheal @godsb0y]

uber driver is driving fast as hell to get us to this gay bar

[Spike @spikesguides]

POV you're already doing 30 over the limit in the slow lane and the fast lane is empty

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time

[Val for Nevada @ValforNevada]

Imagine you eat nothing but american cheese on toast for a year straight and then your landlord just raises the rent by $300 anyways

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

This caption is smoking me lmfao