Courtney Pohlman

champagne dreams // boxed wine budget

[Courtney Pohlman @CPAlexandra]

@HamptonByHilton Just did thank you

[Courtney Pohlman @CPAlexandra]

Shocked that @HamptonByHilton is part of the @HiltonHotels chain. Had the most disgusting and horrible stay at the Hampton Inn downtown Milwaukee. Even wrote in to let them know yet still waiting for a response….#grosshotel

[Courtney Pohlman @CPAlexandra]

Still waiting for my response @HamptonByHilton @HiltonHotels it’s been more than 3 days so I had to take it to Twitter. Should I tweet @ParisHilton or @KathyHilton bet they would answer faster #BravoTV #helpmeout

[Courtney Pohlman @CPAlexandra]

@HiltonHotels

[Courtney Pohlman @CPAlexandra]

#pmgiveaway 💖🖤 @crocs

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Maybe I missed it but has Trump once mentioned his sick wife?

[Courtney Pohlman @CPAlexandra]

For a society obsessed with Botox with sure are getting wild about this #AgeChallenge

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Dear big girls, your body is high fashion. You are beautiful. You are worthy. And I am on the COVER OF @VMAGAZINE 😱

- interviewed by @samsmith

https://t.co/ffsn2YnSpt

[LIZZO @lizzo]

ITS OFFICIAL— #CUZILOVEYOU IS NUMBER 1 IN THE US!!!! IM FLOORED BITCH IM MOPPED BITCH IM SWIFFERED BITCH IM BROOMED

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning.
You are someone’s wildest dream—
maybe a parent who made sacrifices for your chances, maybe a soulmate out there who is looking for you but doesn’t know it yet
Maybe an earlier you, who never dreamed you’d make it here,
but here you are,
the wildest dream, alive today—

[Courtney Pohlman @CPAlexandra]

But how is he 50?!?!

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Happy 50th, Paul Rudd. ❤️

[im trash worth recycling @CallMeTrashi]

Dear @mindykaling, please publish more books.

[Courtney Pohlman @CPAlexandra]

No one:

Guys @bumble profile: I’m back on bumble so if you swiped me before make sure to swipe me again!

🙄🙄🙄

[Courtney Pohlman @CPAlexandra]

A guy on Hinge answered the question “I’m convinced that____” by saying that the Cubs suck. So to that I say thank u, next. @Cubs

[Courtney Pohlman @CPAlexandra]

Wait women read??? 😑

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh please 🙄

[Courtney Pohlman @CPAlexandra]

Once again @MattBellassai describes my life perfectly 😂

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i tried a french tuck and tinted moisturizer but i still have $60,000 in student loan debt and no boyfriend @QueerEye please advise

[Courtney Pohlman @CPAlexandra]

Is used to lie to my mom and tell her “one more page” so I could stay up to read my book....tonight I just said “one more page” out loud to myself so I could keep reading