Chloe Palmer

USF

[ً @cryst6ls]

sometimes i think to myself “damn i need to stfu” and then i say something else

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

love at first sight? i don't think so. chemistry at first banter? yes.

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds

[erika @yeeeerika]

they should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can be tired, but you'll never be as tired as an indoor cat who's slept 18 hours, eaten three meals, and is already heading back to bed.

[27. @dimvji]

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

[27. @dimvji]

back where i belong (in bed)

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

by age 22 you should have set someone's downfall in motion. by age 25 your own downfall should be set in motion

[blue @bluewmist]

Our house rule is you don't have to go to sleep if you're reading. So my 8 year old is now reading 6th grade reading level because he likes thinking that he's getting away with staying up after bedtime. Win/win.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[priya @realmfpriya]

I'm about to start telling people "as long as that makes sense to you" when they say shit that don't make sense to me.

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

I am genuinely shocked at how many people just casually use ChatGPT instead of just like… thinking