Chris Park

Purveyor of banter, curator of misc. NZ is home base, but expatted in KL, Dubai, Bahrain - now based in Londonville. Views are those of Jenna Marbles.

[Chris Park @CParkus]

I've decided to turn my hand to writing. I'm a little fixated with life-hacks so lets start here, and see where this goes.
https://t.co/MhSfZL5hmG

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Hey @Schiphol, what's happening? We're looking at +1hour queues and you only have 3 counters open. Surely you know which flights are scheduled to land and can plan ahead? Also, would it kill you to have AC in an airport?

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@HeathrowAirport Ah I forgot to mention! Terminal 2 :)

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Hey @HeathrowAirport , check the charging stations and plugs near gate B43... They're all busted.

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Been queuing for half an hour to clear immigration at @BrusselsAirport, still can't see the end of the queue. What the hell? This queue is going to take longer than my flight ✈️.

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Hey @TfL . In Seoul metro they have these air purifiers in each metro station as well as inside the carriages. The air is so much cleaner and this also reduces risk of airborne viruses spreading. When are we going to get this in London?

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Hey @dbrand I love the leather skin on my S23 Ultra but I'm thinking of changing phones! Any chance you're planning to release skins for the OnePlus 13? Hopefully including the leather as well.

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@Shpock I cant log into the app at all. I've been trying all day. Is this a known issue?

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Y

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@chibslol Tofu.

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@NatWest_Help I finally managed to get my payment through. But as a general point, the whole idea of a status page is to flag when your services aren't working as expected, so if you aren't updating it what is the point? I'll be moving banks after this but something to keep in mind.

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Let's cc @BBCNews @mediaguardian @MailOnline @DailyMailUK @Independent @TelegraphNews cause NatWest customers can't make payments right now.

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Hey @NatWest_Help I need to make payments right now. Your status page needs updating your app isn't working.

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@NatWest_Help @mizz_786 Just tried again and it doesn't work. What do you suggest now.

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@NickAiello3000 @NatWest_Help The least they could do is at least keep their status page up to date.

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@sudhvir @BoydSwinburn @CMonteiro_USP I wonder if people whose cuisines are bland af are more susceptible to UPF since literally anything is gonna taste better. You don't see Koreans getting fat just sayin.

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@statkin @NatWest_Help @leeatester Same!

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@UKLabour This is misleading at best. It's cheap and nasty. So much for that moral high ground.

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Hi @PerksAtWork your website isn't loading for me, are there service outages again?