Courtney Mooney

l use military time

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Thinking about changing my life and then talking to chat gpt instead

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Is anyone else in between a few notches on a belt? It really throws shit off

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I’m pathetic lol

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Forget Black Friday. I think today is saved for playing “todays worst hits”. Confused how the shit I heard today even got a record deal

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If you can’t get deep at this age you SUCK and I hate you

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Haven’t tweeted in years but felt the need to say that @LewisCapaldi is a legend ❤️

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Wait so how do you do the reel thing?

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No restaurant should ever put their bathrooms downstairs wtf

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“Country shoes. I mean cowboy boots”- Bry Rechen

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@joescho98 I feel this so hard today

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Fam group chat is going absolute bonkers right now

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I feel like if someone has the balls to smile in their mug shot then they are automatically guilty

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This aged AlL TOO WeLl

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Not saying this is easy but @taylorswift13 should go back to her old albums and re-sing/re-make them based on how much she’s learned and gone through over the years. And If it sells please remember me Taylor ❤️

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@BigDickReillo She’s like 18 too? And good looking? Very confusing.

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Were boys really this mean to Olivia Rodrigo that she has this much material?

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We get it, you have bangs

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Had a pretty good sandwich from a place called “Real Good” that’s my Friday mindfulness

[Courtney Mooney @cpats15]

“The only thing I have left to do is pay my taxes and die” my 86 year old grandma

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“Jordan! You got calamari all over my cousin!!” - my cousin at the Jersey shore

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Missing Piece by Vance Joy makes me angsty in the best way. Goin through a big Vance Joy phase 🥺