carter

Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants or beggars.

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I’ll never pin a tweet

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I hate being a cowboys fan

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I hate being a cowboys fan

[Reeman @Th3_Fr33m4n]

I hate political twitter. Bring back funny twitter!!

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@OKWildlifeDept Can I be like you when I grow big and strong?

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@johnnymaga

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@_mackenzxe Why would you push your car when you could just drive it

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@ayeejuju Imagine throwing daughters suicide between 8 inches and thick and a 6 minute mile

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Schefter and Rapoport today

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@WannaBeReece @AdamSchefter Blake Corum will come save us

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@AdamSchefter The AFC rn

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Usher up there sweating like he’s been playing in the dang super bowl

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@AdamSchefter NO YALL ARE LOSING THE WRONG COACH

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@over_simplified

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@dallascowboys

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@amphlux @Alphafox78 My grandpa asked me and my cousin to do the same thing but we shot the fish with bows and bb guns

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Justin Jefferson fantasy owners rn

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@_dillongabriel_ Thank you DG!

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“Lets push, they’re bots”

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@HumansNoContext The earth is flat

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I will be at peak happiness once i see Carrie Underwood on Sunday nigh football

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@HasbullaHive Aged like fine wine