Cory Pattison

I tweet about politics, sports and everything else no one cares about

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

@thelumineers @Spotify

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

@BlueJays get this Marlins fan out of the seats behind the home plate....

[NFL @NFL]

Welcome to Green Bay, Micah Parsons 🤩

DETvsGB on CBS/Paramount+
https://t.co/HkKw7uXVnt

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

You need to worry more about our healthcare system than where we can go for booze. No beds available in any cancer center in Ontario is a joke. Get your priorities straight @fordnation @OntariosDoctors #ontario

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

Make this summer an Ontario-made summer!

Our new interactive map shows thousands of convenient options where you can still buy beer, wine, spirits and other drinks across the province. Check out a local brewery or winery for some fantastic Ontario-made products near you and check back for more options at convenience stores, grocery store and big-box stores starting later this summer!

https://t.co/eGYnIOXjXo

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

OJ Simpson and his wife when OJ gets to Heaven's Gate

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

Cut Carlson, fire the Joe Barry (props for a decent game against the cowboys/49ers but see ya), Pay Jordan Love and Aaron Jones and come back next year and win it all.

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

@packers #GoPackGo

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

@jordan3love is better than all 6 of them...

[NFL @NFL]

2024 #ProBowlGames Quarterbacks!

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

Being a Green Bay fan during this Green Day situation has made for a confusing time on my X

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

Fire Joey Barry, even after the win. It's ugly out there.

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

"State your name and Country"
Americans: "Mark, from Norfolk, Virginia"
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STATE, JUST SAY THE UNITED STATES IT'S NOT DIFFICULT.
Happens every damn time without fail.

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

Never hated Sundays before this year. Packers really making this season a tough one

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

Conservatives and Republicans be like:

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

Better than 90% of Ontario drivers, specifically Niagara

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

🦧An orangutan driving a golf cart, checking the rear-view mirror, being cautious, and slowing down

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

@JaySas7

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I hate it already.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

He’s here.

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

@TomSilverstein @KurtBenkert

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

@rd32_era everyone's DMs just full of Rick Roll videos?

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

The last pass Aaron Rodgers throws as a Green Bay Packer can't seriously be an interception to a lions player.... He can't leave like that, can he?

[Cory Pattison @cpatts234]

Ultimate road trip song = @thelumineers : Sleep on the Floor