Captain Cutoff

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins

[Captain Cutoff @cpdouble3]

It’s 2010. My friends and I are going to the east end for free lunch and then saucing up the happy church kids in basketball. The none athletic church kids are singing Jesus songs in background. Life is good

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

26/34
399 Total yards
5 Total TDs
24 years old

Drake Maye.

[NFL @NFL]

The NFL is deeply saddened by the passing of Hall of Fame coach and tight end, Mike Ditka.

Our thoughts are with his family and loved ones. ❤️

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

Whenever I hear Cardi’s new song:

[Captain Cutoff @cpdouble3]

@Patriots @NFL Yall saying we traded for his locker room issues but he wanted to be drafted a pat, he’s a pats fan and he’s back with Vrabel 😂 he just didn’t wanna be in Philly no more

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

WELCOME TO THE PATRIOTS A.J. BROWN‼️

[Hoops @Hoopss]

If this photo leaked in 2003, the internet would’ve broken.

[TB EGO @TomBradyEgo]

When Tom Brady led the Patriots to a comeback win against Peyton Manning & the Broncos after being down 24 at halftime

[TB EGO @TomBradyEgo]

“Dad, how good was Rob Gronkowski?”

[NFL @NFL]

Marcus Jones reads it for a Patriots Pick-6!

NEvsCIN on CBS/Paramount+
https://t.co/HkKw7uXVnt

[TB EGO @TomBradyEgo]

The Mount Rushmore of quarterbacks

- Tom Brady
- Peyton Manning
- Joe Montana
- Aaron Rodgers

[NFL @NFL]

Drake Maye finds a wide open Hunter Henry for Pats touchdown!

NEvsCIN on CBS/Paramount+
https://t.co/HkKw7uXVnt

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Brady Bowl W

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

CLAYTON KERSHAW HAS THROWN 3000 CAREER STRIKEOUTS 🔥

HE BECOMES THE 20TH PITCHER IN MLB HISTORY TO REACH 3K 👏

(via @MLB)

[Captain Cutoff @cpdouble3]

@AronGoulah @BleacherReport After taxes he’s still taking home like 67million a year lmao

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Yikes bachelorette party goes wrong

[OTHDIARY @OTHdiary]

Behind the scenes Tree Hill basketball game.

[Captain Cutoff @cpdouble3]

@se14738_sean @elonmusk Fucking ridiculous man😂😂😂

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Drop the BS, not the pass 🙄 @nobull

[Captain Cutoff @cpdouble3]

@Anakins501st_ @AskPlayStation @PlayStation Terrible for a Friday night lmao would been nice for an update though