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[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

i asked r/Coding how long it would take me to learn to code a heart for our anniversary and the redditors said my bf was a programmer with a girlfriend so he had already "won at life" and was "legendary among his peers"

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

I hope this dude is doing well, wherever he is

[Thomas Peters @AmericanPapist]

Last summer we hosted 10 interns. After the internship, we made job offers to two of them, and they will be joining our team full-time after graduation. We treat our interns as full employees to give them a crash course in the exciting world of start ups https://t.co/IStRTgUUc9

[Whoa Interesting @WhoaInteresting]

Einstein, the African grey parrot, showing off impressions.

[Whoa Interesting @WhoaInteresting]

Professional tag

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

i saw this documentary seven years ago and i think about this line every day

[Cjpec @cpecoraro182]

People really do be that bored

[Harrison @prodbyharrison]

Bossa wid the duck

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

genie: i will grant you any wish

me: i wish soup was spelled like soop

genie: [frowning] no

[información real de ryan ross @roaringdoab]

all doofenshmirtz's from phineas and ferb sad backstories: a thread

[Cjpec @cpecoraro182]

#NetNeutrality is key to free expression, innovation & public safety. https://t.co/oHuwePNuJM

[max krieger left. check the linktree @MaxKriegerVG]

If you want a fully immersive "postmodern design hellscape" themed dining experience I highly recommend dinner at The Cheesecake Factory

from a design perspective that place is fuckin wild and I'll talk a little bit about why