Curse of the Shylock

Chris Penna’s burner account #VladdyForMvp

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if your not aiming for the bushes then wtf are you aiming for

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Really big on the pythagorean theorem these days.

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@TexasRepublic71 @LeadingReport saddest mf comment ive ever seen

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@TexasRepublic71 @LeadingReport dude there’s no way ur serious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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morgan wallen still underrated #shipwreckedx2

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girls be documenting their night out on their private stories just to wake up and say “what happened last night”

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me going to the other bathroom because mine ran out of toilet paper

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on the way to lbi, i have 3 words: bob and weave #pinebarrens

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why are the browns 10-5? why is natalie from seat geek still emailing me about $20 off tickets? why? why? why? never how… #DonteDivencenzo

[Bill B. Mancini @TyroilSmoochi14]

“You have to drink thousands of glasses of milk to get big strong bones. But you only have to drink one to see the beauty around you.” - Joe Calcium

[Ricky @icetreydagang69]

“My side girl got a 5s with the screen cracked, still hit me back right away”-Andrew Rubayo circa 2021AD

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life was easier when Lilac Way was a lock #shipwrecked

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“pressure is what you feel when you don’t know what you’re doing - peyton manning” - brad seamon. let me tell ya something brad, i sure as hell won’t feel pressure tonight

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why do i keep giving 7’s? because it’s golden corrallllllll, the capital of sevens.

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hurts to think about how much more marvin bagley III should’ve been

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@icetreydagang69 patrick peterson currently w the steelers

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@icetreydagang69 ladanian tomlinson on the jets

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witnessed a mf say “can i get your number so we can study for the quiz?” (it’s a take home quiz)

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a quote i choose to live by, “it takes one wipe to know you’re gonna need a lot more, yet it takes two to know you’re done” - Corey Brewer (after his 50 point game)

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“ooo that is one nectar collector”

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aint no way i gotta type X to find this app