christopher perkins

so, what's your story?

[christopher perkins @cperk512]

#scrabblelastnight

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I hope you're joking #Horns

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Would it really be THAT inappropriate to list a @Lumosity BPI score on a #resume?

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@IAmJericho @gameovergreggy Over The Limit 2010, The Hart Dynasty (c) def Jericho and Miz. I can only assume this was a true OTL classic.

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@ovfd55 no worries lol wanna run it?

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@ovfd55 hey can you play in 30 mins?

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How is #SuckIt only the 6th best catchphrase in #WWE history? C'mon @WWEUniverse! It's THE greatest phrase derived from English language!

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"momma always says there's an awful lot you could tell about a person by their shoes. where they're going. where they've been."-#ForrestGump

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#FishinAintEasy http://t.co/dtndUoy1hf

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#BackToSchool

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@saruhhoney call you wise, I miss school so damn much

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#Tistheseason to #SPITVENOM

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#swaggerjackin Lincoln http://t.co/Q30r3alOHY

[Scottenheimer @MrGreatScott2U]

Reality is way stranger and fucked up and beautiful than fiction can ever be

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16 years later and I still sincerely love #StarshipTroopers. Also now ironically.

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@RhymesWithPen Speaking as a retail shoe salesperson, yes. Not a req.for the job, but for the sanity. #DumbQuestionsKill #BitterSalesperson

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Spending my day off watching @ACWwrestling, @OfficialPWG, and #DGUSA on my tube. #ThisIsWrestling

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Just caught #NXT for the first time in a while, @RealPaigeWWE and @NatbyNature is the best #WWE Women's match I've seen in years!

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New #heel look. Tony Horton, #SUCKMYDICK! http://t.co/h94fyIatiS

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"Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur." (The world wants to be deceived, so let it be deceived.) -… http://t.co/J4XhL4xlCk