Chris Flory

[Dr_Gingerballs @Dr_Gingerballs]

“So what do you do for a living, Fred?”

“Well I used to touch packages.”

“I don’t understand…”

“The packages would come in, and a silo of them would be fed onto a conveyer belt. As they went by, I touched each one.”

“I’m not following here.”

“Each bag needed to be touched and I touched each one.”

“Okay but why?”

“Well the labels need to be face down and I touched them and made them all face down. It was a great gig until my job was eliminated.”

“Oh no, did they put another camera looking down from above so that no one needed to touch the package?”

“No they spent millions of dollars, or 20 years of my salary to train a robot over months to touch the packages as good as me.”

“Why not just add another camera?”

“Because that’s not enough to trick investors into buying really inconvenient and expensive automation tools.”

[Chris Flory @cpf01]

@IvisonJ @IvisonJ @nspector4 I think the important question for NATO leaders is: would you rather be right on Iran or keep the US in NATO? It's increasingly looking like it can't be both.

[Chris Flory @cpf01]

@nspector4 That's part of it. The other part is Calgary's new mayor @JeromyYYC has said many times that he takes full responsibility, which on the surface sounds like leadership but actually prevents accountability and actually addressing the issues.

[Chris Flory @cpf01]

@cselley You know you should....

[Chris Flory @cpf01]

@ronmortgageguy @FoodProfessor These days, I suspect most shoppers care about the price sticker vs anything on a label

[Chris Flory @cpf01]

@nspector4 There are a handful of things that could increase the Alberta sepratist sentiment, one of those would be a Liberal majority in a 2026 election.

[Chris Flory @cpf01]

@nspector4 @nspector4 It seems the only thing to slow a Carney early election call is that the economy is tanking. Bad economy + worse US relations + Carney re-election + referendums would = a very bad no good year for Canada

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

Imagine thinking that the reason why Kushner's plan to turn Gaza into a futuristic paradise will not work is because he didn't make it walkable enough.

[Chris Flory @cpf01]

@calgarytransit found my son's basketball bag and returned it! Thank you!

[Chris Flory @cpf01]

@calgarytransit my son just left his bag on the 895 20 minutes ago. I called and the agent said they won't even look for the bag until tomorrow, because it's now off service and going to an unknown barn. Is this serious?

[Chris Flory @cpf01]

@TristinHopper I used to live in the Center of the Universe. It's actually self loathing/shame that the only things that the rest of the world wants from Canada are made by the people they consider hicks.

[U SPORTS @USPORTSca]

🏈🏆 Seth Hundeby of the University of Saskatchewan wins the 2025 Presidents’ Trophy as the U SPORTS Defensive Player of the Year!

🏈🏆 Seth Hundeby des @HuskieAthletics remporte le Trophée des Présidents 2025 à titre de Joueur défensif de l'année U SPORTS !

[Chris Flory @cpf01]

@Shane_13thman @RGabruch @LWillson_82 It's never been done before. Several times 2/3 but never 3/3

[Huskie Football @skhuskies]

🏆 DOGS ARE VANIER BOUND 🏆

Huskies defeat the Queens Gaels 22-11 and punch their ticket to the 60th Vanier Cup next weekend in Regina!

#BringitHome | #WePlayforAA

[John Hodge @JohnDHodge]

I am sad to report that Saskatchewan Huskies QB Anton Amundrud has been diagnosed with cancer.

Anton and his family are requesting privacy, though well-wishes can be sent here: [email protected].

Full story: https://t.co/MTd60a4VOp

#Saskatchewan | #Huskies | #USports

[3DownNation @3DownNation]

Saskatchewan Huskies beat Regina Rams in Hardy Cup, advance to Mitchell Bowl

https://t.co/vNZLn1UIHS

#Huskies #Saskatchewan #Regina #Rams #USports

[Huskie Football @skhuskies]

🏆 HARDY CUP CHAMPIONS 🏆

After finding themselves down 24-9 heading into the 4th, the Dogs score 16 unanswered points in the final frame to complete the comeback and secure the 2025 Canada West title!

#HuskiePride | #PowerofthePack

[Huskie Football @skhuskies]

🤩 AN INSTANT CLASSIC 🤩

Jake Farrell compiled 356 yards passing and two TDs, while Ryker Frank added 183 total yards to help the Huskies complete the comeback and secure their 22nd Hardy Cup in program history! 🙌

#HuskiePride | #PowerofthePack

[PRSVRE @PRSVRE_]

Saskatchewan finishes the regular season 7-1 and atop the Canada West, picking up a big win over Manitoba 🐺

[Chris Flory @cpf01]

@StephensPRSVRE Are you referring to the shoulder patch? I don't know about this one but it seems to change each week