Chris

Can't quite reconcile my net income with my gross habits. Transatlantic Yachtsman, Pilot, Advocate for Road Safety 🇬🇧🇳🇿🇦🇺🇨🇦

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@drhingram Appreciate the pep talk Doc

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@Be_like_legend Purple

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@energygovuk If it’s untrue can you not make a case against the Telegraph?

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@IndyCar If it’s gonna be me I’ll need some notice to get slim enough to fit in the car. 👍

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@hardflics @FrTedQOTD Priest v Nuns 5-a-side

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@EduardHabsburg I hope this results in additional credit! 👏

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@PolitlcsUK

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@Proper_Memes @AndyBurnhamGM Excellent meme! 👏

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@drhingram Can you ask my wife what time she’ll be back please?

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@PolitlcsUK @thetimes Could he yet go full chaos mode and call a General?

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@FlashForFreedom Johnathan Romney in the Independent describing a Benedict Cumberbatch performance;

“So sepulchrally resonant that it could have been synthesised from the combined timbres of Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart and Alan Rickman holding an elocution contest down a well”

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@katherinealee Well that’s a ridiculously cool job title. 👏

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@RoseElla1234 Although the whole adopted brother thing was nonsensical.

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@carlfhoward @CallumLyon There have been a few pensioners who have essentially moved on to cruise ships. All inclusive bed, board, medical, companionship, activities etc and a variety of locations to see.

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@baldandglasses I recall the standard brakes being not quite as impressive as they might have been.
Great fun though.

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@WarMonitors Surely he should be supporting Austria 🇦🇹

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@MoMohler I feel seen

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@FabianBogun If this works with Edam I’ve got a high protein day tomorrow

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@alex_albon @WilliamsF1 @nigelmansell I really, really like this.

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@autosport That’s going to hit me in the nostalgia