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[The Pipe @cpipi97]

"The 4 food groups; beer, steak, chocolate, and Copenhagen."

[The Pipe @cpipi97]

@shelbymatvenko It’s gonna happen

[The Pipe @cpipi97]

So when are they gonna announce that Rockin River is cancelled? 🤪

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

All this shit cuz some dirty motherfuckers wanna put bats in their soup

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

If I’m David Ayres im dummying a couple bottles of pink Whitney and watching the game on repeat until April

[The Pipe @cpipi97]

Idk who needs to hear this but turn off your fuckin Christmas lights

[Ian Kennedy @ianrkennedy11]

@carleigh_mccune

[The Pipe @cpipi97]

#NewProfilePic

[The Pipe @cpipi97]

@ianrkennedy11 This makes me very uncomfortable

[The Pipe @cpipi97]

@daniellespencr More of a deterrent than anything

[The Pipe @cpipi97]

@daniellespencr This tweet is very redundant

[Pornhub @Pornhub]

Can't wait to see what 2020 has in store for me.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Well, Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.

[Chance Butterfield @TheLongScore]

All I want for Christmas is a competent government.

[The Pipe @cpipi97]

@daniellespencr More like all at the same time

[Chance Butterfield @TheLongScore]

I’m more awkward than a strip club with no music.

[Sam Hunt @SamHuntMusic]

Wednesday night I decided to drive myself home after drinking at a friend’s show in downtown Nashville. It was a poor and selfish decision and I apologize to everyone who was unknowingly put at risk and let down by it. It won’t happen again.

[Mötley Crüe @MotleyCrue]

MÖTLEY CRÜE IS BACK!!!
Read the official statement here - https://t.co/bvBDlVHHVB

[The Pipe @cpipi97]

It’s almost that time of year for copious amounts of rum and eggnog and you bet your ass I’m gonna turn a blind eye to my lactose intolerance