Dave Holmes

Halifax born and bred ex RAOC love my wife kids grandkids no sugar in my tea eat bacon butty's pork pies and sup real ale everything in moderation

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

10/10 for the recovery 😂

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@_CLUNKY_ Post man in the outer Hebrides ..

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@ChristmasBoris cheers mukka 👍

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@ChristmasBoris Seen today but never before 🤔 🙋‍♂️

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@DaveDillon2 @kelly_rdc Bit of both Dave tbh started out trying to keep up with the the big boys lol never ended well thats when i got educated and saw the error of my ways ..

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

Made the fatal mistake of watching the new the new series of #DeathInParadise last night 😩 I’ve seen more believable acting in Bill and Ben the flower pot men ..

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

😂 the full back at the end sick of all the kicking knocked on on purpose to end the misery ..

[denise downham @downhamdn]

Watching this I now know why I prefer Rugby league 🤦‍♀️

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@kelly_rdc As a kid I honestly didn’t listen to any music and if heard any I’d no idea who they were ‘ too busy outside running around getting as much done as I could before getting dragged home 😅

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@WonPeople Definitely all the time but not at my own jokes just in case no one else laughs 😂

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@gormaldo92 Crikey what a turnaround mate ‘ stunning job ‘ 👍

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@JimInNC @kelly_rdc 😂

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@jonstone731 The trunk is hiding the trunk 😄

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

The Prime Minister: Tony Blair to have his "Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter" rescinded - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/yNsVaNqU2c via @UKChange

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@Sapper1801 Absolutely on the nail mukka 👌

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@Steffi53626214 Hi Steffi glad to hear you had a good time , it’s all over now bar the shouting 😃 onwards with #DryJanuary2022 for us .. haha thanks and I wish my skin really did look that young and supple 😂 yep it’s hard to believe these last 37 year have gone so fast for us ..

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

Me and our lass seeing in the new year ❤️

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@kelly_rdc Ginger biscuits 😋

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@jonstone731 For a long time I could never grow even a half decent tache or beard then I started traditional shaving and now the stubble grows faster than I could do BFT pissed from the night before , lol I’m giving this latest attempt a few more week then its coming off ..

[Dave Holmes @cpl130]

@jonstone731 How long have you been growing it Jon , mines full of grey and looks like worzel Gummidge 😂