Chris Morris

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@Parkonomyweb just parked at Stockport and now trying to pay. Your website won’t accept my reg plate (no reason not to), the App doesn’t exist on the App Store and your phone line doesn’t take calls. So I’m unable to pay. What can I do? I don’t want a ticket, already on train

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

Avanti West Coast. Again, another delayed train, another long and tedious journey, another near-zero onboard service. You are surely the worst rail operator in Europe and beyond. Sort it out.

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@UpperCrust_uk
What is this new noire bread?? It’s inedible is what it is. You must do better, this is nowhere near acceptable.

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@UpperCrust_uk

Upper Crust I’m afraid your ‘new noire bread’ is absolutely terrible. Cold, solid and heavy, I doubt anybody could digest this monster. Surely you can do better?

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@manairport another shambolic performance. Currently sitting on the tarmac 2 hours delayed due to hopeless security staffing levels. The security team were great, let down by management. How long must we all put up with this?

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@AvantiWestCoast I need to delay repay but the response was (wrongly) a rejection. The appeal process doesn’t work, live chat on your website is broken and the send us a message button doesn’t work either. Help please!

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@DXB 200 people in the passport queue, literally one person processing them. 2 hours to get through. Is this meant to be an International hub airport?

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@MattHancock @KayBurley But you’re not following any logic, just digging a deeper hole.

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@MattHancock @ONS Nobody is dying, at least not from the virus. Plenty will die as a result of lockdown though. There is just no rational logic here.

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

Happy Birthday Paul!!!

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@Luke_FFF Saw you on BBC this morning. Thought you a spoke eloquently, was really impressed with your approach. Great to hear. 👍

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@manairport truly one of the worst airport experiences anywhere. Nowhere near good enough.

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@Manchesterai truly one of the worst airport experiences ever. Nowhere near good enough.

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@stephenfry He was a guy who really knew where his towel was. Loved him.

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[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

@jeningleby wondering what Mrs Ingleby thinks she'll learn by following me...

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

Trying to work out what twitter is all about

[Chris Morris @cpm123ski]

I'm joining twitter for the first time