C ✌🏼

I mostly use Twitter to complain about things, laugh at stupid people and retweet cat videos

[Prof Alice Roberts💙 @theAliceRoberts]

I’m surprised by any of my followers telling me they’re disappointed in me, as I’ve been negative about homeopathy.
It’s very simple - but if you’re in any doubt - try this useful website:
https://t.co/FcIde7isxp

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

When everyone goes for a walk in the park & finds it disgraceful that others had the same idea as them.

[Iori Takano @_iori_xx21]

祇園白川の夜桜が最高に妖艶だった。

#ツイッターお花見2020

[Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans]

When your boss calls you at 11am looking for an important file but you're halfway through your quarantinnies

[Jazmine Hughes @jazzedloon]

All respect to the woman who just leaned out of the window of her apartment and screamed, “I’M BORED”

[C ✌🏼 @cpowell690]

@bjoewolf Don't be dumb

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

the news is indistinguishable from shitposts. joe exotic has coronavirus? okay. in one day i take in more information than my ancestors did in a lifetime and none of it improves me

[farrah🥀ファラ @farrahakase]

This TikTok is going viral in Japan. 😂

Translation:
The Whole World: (suffers)
Government: (pays lots of cash)
Japan: (suffers)
Japanese Government: Beef vouchers, fish vouchers, two masks

I'm finally starting to see some Japanese TikToks about the pandemic. It's getting real.

[Ronke Raji @ronkerajii]

You don’t rush perfection #dontrushchallenge

[C ✌🏼 @cpowell690]

@lowe_kieran ☹️☹️ I'm so gutted for you Kieran! All this couldn't have happened at a worse time for your plans. It's so unbelievably shit. Unfortunately I think all you can do is prioritise your health at this stage, it is the most important thing you have at the end of the day ❤️❤️

[The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter]

Experts say we may be as little as two days away from finally leaving the March Age. The next epoch is provisionally being called “April,” and is also expected to last 5-10 million years.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Good lord this video. Like a thoroughbred making a late break in a horse race

[C ✌🏼 @cpowell690]

A friend of mine self diagnosed himself with Covid, had very mild symptoms and has now 'recovered' from them. Now he's planning to go out and about and visit friends. It's really irritating 😤 don't want to be that guy nagging him though

[C ✌🏼 @cpowell690]

@bjoewolf Drag him!

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

[Sophia Smith Galer @sophiasgaler]

positively phenomenal use of the BBC News theme tune. Little does she know this is actually how we make the news

[Noealz @noealz]

It's my birthday! Please enjoy my top 4 and perhaps a birthday retweet? #macau #seoul #tokyo #hongkong