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[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

I was at the laundromat. A guy was sitting in his boxers and an undershirt. He was washing one suit. He was staring at the machine, watching it spin. "Big day?" I asked. "Court date," he said. "Trying to get custody of my daughter. I only own one suit, and my cat peed on it this morning." He looked terrified. "I don't know how to tie a tie properly," he admitted. "I usually just clip it." I walked over. "I'm a lawyer," I said. "Not family law, but I know how to look the part." When the suit dried, I helped him steam out the wrinkles. I taught him a Windsor knot. I gave him a pep talk about posture and eye contact. "You love her?" I asked. "More than air," he said. "Then show them that." He left looking like a million bucks. He came back three hours later to find me still folding my sheets. He gave me a thumbs up. He was crying. He got her back.

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@RefilweSeboko Me… had my daughter at 36. Easy pregnancy.. easy birth… healthy baby!

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@NgwenyaNhla Izinto zeliGoli mntakabawo and over hyping things… I saw the 15 Feb prices and I was like 👍 ndi right!

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@Musanathi2 Worth it lady!

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@DawieMokoena My kinda girl 🤣

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@Musanathi2 Let us in please… asiphelelanga esi story!

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@Qoboqobo4 Yhooo phantse basitshayisa ke abantu bakho… besebengena nje endleleni bengajongi.

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@Musanathi2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hay bo… uyothunywa some more.

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@PTVmbana @Penxenxe

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@XhantiPayi Umntu ka Village husband 🤣🤣

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@balush7 @MakhadziSA @somizi @grok Bendithi ndim ongasakwazi ukufunda 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️

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@ms_tourist Batsotsa nezinto ezingenamsebenzi

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@ms_tourist Ivankanyana 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Musanathi2 The self importance… wow

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@Kgadi_yaMoloto Reverse psychology!

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@Qoboqobo4 😂😂😂😂 the beauty yelali.

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@mckobola Takealot has been my saving grace…

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@ms_tourist Crazy how we know uba uthetha ngabani 😂😂😂😂😂

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@balush7

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@balush7 Zion his mom’s child ke torho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 akanqandi uyabasela.