Cody Pruitt

If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane

[Cody Pruitt @cpruittt]

Fun fact of the day:

Today Case Keenum is coming off a 3TD game to beat Jalen Hurts & the Eagles.

17 years ago today he had just thrown for 435yds & 2TDs to beat Texas Tech & Mike Leach at Robertson Stadium at UH. 15 miles away in east Houston, Hurts had just started 5th grade

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@eff_yeah_steph This would’ve been a perfect Phoebe scene in Friends

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@Cut4 @RougnedOdor .166

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@BrooksHolder4 I respect that lol. I feel like there’s way more die hard HEB-goers, but I’ve just always been the opposite

[Cody Pruitt @cpruittt]

@RepDanCrenshaw All you need to do anytime you’re in front of the budget committee:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

His life just flashed before his eyes @Starting9

[Houston Astros @astros]

Huge congrats to @TigerWoods! Incredible story and comeback 👏

Our guys had a blast following Sunday’s action. (Via @Collin_McHugh)

[Cody Pruitt @cpruittt]

@kylegriffin1 Well that’s not good

[🏁 Bruce @HoustonBruve]

Greatest and most important homerun in franchise history. Thanks for everything Marwin

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In the midst of all of the elections, here is our true national treasure #Leach2020

[Femi Abebefe @FemiAbebefe]

Mike Leach, big fan of Colorado Buffalo mascot Ralphie and other live mascots:

[Collin McHugh @Collin_McHugh]

I like to think Ryan Gosling looks like me acting https://t.co/31KzxKhqYO

[Cody Pruitt @cpruittt]

@LauraTarrTaylor Hahaha that’s awesome

[✯ The History of Texas @TheHistoryofTX]

1836 - With cries of “REMEMBER THE ALAMO!” and “REMEMBER GOLIAD!”, the Texian army over took the Mexican army in 18 minutes for a decisive victory giving Texas her independence. Happy #SanJacintoDay, Texas! #TX182 #GodBlessTexas #TexasOurTexas

[Cody Pruitt @cpruittt]

Happy #TexasIndependenceDay fellow Texans. Our annual reminder that Texas gained its independence from Mexico in 1836 and remained its own country until 1845

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@kaityybee https://t.co/1WvWjVM52e

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

Selena's final performance was 23 years ago today at RodeoHouston
https://t.co/HrKxDxu4Ae #khou #hounews @RODEOHOUSTON #Selena

[Houston Police @houstonpolice]

Our hearts are broken over the loss of K9 Rony. He will be remembered for his bravery and dedication to his handler, our department, and the citizens of Houston. RIP Rony. https://t.co/kKoZLmxzsh

[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

watching pro athletes in games is great but watching them practice is where you see how freakish they are https://t.co/jLMjwFFDhl

[Cody Pruitt @cpruittt]

Replay of my first workout since before the holidays

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Brendon Urie might have one of the greatest singing voices of all time and listening to Impossible Year is all the evidence that is needed

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Jimbo Fisher spotting