cee scallen 🆓🇵🇸

✨ professional silly goose and amateur adult | they/them | carleton college ‘20 | teaching artist and performer ✨

[claire rowden @clx1re]

we need to talk about the most relatable scene in wicked. which is when glinda doesn’t get her way, immediately announces she needs to lie down, and bowen yang shouts “WE NEED A PASTRY! WE NEED A PASTRY!”

[chimchiri (🔞Art @ Patreon) @chimchiri]

More Griddlehark kissing - this time with even more size difference! #thelockedtomb

[grovy @grovymango]

My friends are celebrities to me. They are gorgeous. I want to know what they ate today. They are very cool and awesome and talented to me.

[Chii🌻 @cremechii]

Hydrangea Bunnies 🐰🪻

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

I got my sticker

[💖✨Rora✨💖 @auroradiation_]

Ophelia and Juliet.

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

I hate straight halloween what do you mean you dressed up as a bee and your boyfriend didn’t wear a costume and you’ve been secretly really upset that he didn’t dress up and now you’ve both had 3 drinks and you’re fighting in front of everyone at the bar and it’s so uncomfortable

[Dyke-crawler 🦇🛐 @LeftMyHeartOnD]

who are you when no one knows or cares to know what you look like? who are you when you’re not posting and posturing for society?

[✵ cori ✵ @corilorrainee]

found my necromancer @cpscallen

#tlt #thelockedtomb

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

dropping my raccoon child off at his first day of dumpster school

[cee scallen 🆓🇵🇸 @cpscallen]

did you know i have the hottest girlfriend ever because it’s true i do (also stay tuned for the pt 2 of this where im harrow)

[✵ cori ✵ @corilorrainee]

the locked tomb gang rise up

#TheLockedTomb #tlt #GideonTheNinth

[toni childs protégé. @joigabrielle]

Seeing a Cybertruck really does ruin your day. Because wtf is that

[♡ @astralbaes]

could be us

[mitch 🇵🇸 @czarmitch]

gender is a performance and they’re yanking me offstage with a giant cane

[cee scallen 🆓🇵🇸 @cpscallen]

me to @corilorrainee watching the newest season of heartstopper

[♡ @astralbaes]

me as a gf

[chriscjackson on Bluesky @ChrisCJackson]

Just a reminder before Milton hits