Chris Schaeffer

Avidly outdoors with my dog / husband and father / looking for the perfect sauce to make life spicy and sweet

[Chris Schaeffer @cpschaeffer]

@EWRairport My daughter’s flight diverted to PHL. Now estimated at 9pm in EWR

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@JimGaffigan Love isn't everything, but it's the best thing.

[Chris Schaeffer @cpschaeffer]

@DGlaucomflecken I take care of people in nursing homes. Aging is stigmatized in our culture. I wish we had a different name for senescence. And, maybe we should just call it what it is - senescence. Our bodies wind down. Discerning reversible or mitigatable parts of that are difficult.

[Chris Schaeffer @cpschaeffer]

@elonmuskADO Yes

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@IraByock It’s a tic-like writing hook. ‘Thank you for this interesting consult’. It is also a way of distancing and separating ourselves from this ‘unfortunate patient’. As if we are all not in that baneful category!

[DKS @dksintheflo]

My main Bills hype man #BillsMafia #BillsbyaBillion

[Sulman Aziz Mirza, MD? | TheKicksShrink @sulmoney]

Good morning ☀️

As a child psychiatrist, I often get asked by new parents/parents to be the same question

“What’s the best thing we can do for our kids? Private school? Travel? No screens? Avoid sugar?”

I say the same thing every time

Don’t abuse your kids

[Chris Schaeffer @cpschaeffer]

@mattyglesias DTLA, under-rated. It’s walkable, fun and always surprising.

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@BrideyMcG28 With the curls!

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@EWidera The medical-industrial machine grinds on.

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@LakeErieVlogger Power stayed on along shoreline of FE - Crescent

[Erie County Parks @ErieCountyParks]

We are pleased to announce that the Eternal Flame Trail is officially re-opened! The new trail will be safer and more accessible. Please remember this remains a trail of moderate difficulty, so plan accordingly!

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@mattyglesias

[Total Sports Buffalo @TSEBuffalo]

We're going to give a Stefon Diggs autographed 16x20 photo to someone who retweets this tweet and follows us!

We'll announce a winner on Monday 4/24!

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@MarkFaberDO @BannerHealth @MattUlricksonMD @RoswellLeukemia Congrats Mark

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@medmalreviewer I mean, this is how many people die. While malpractice exists, death is much more common than malpractice.

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@Theholisticpsyc Personally, I have left behind some of the worst parts of sexualized trauma. Which I view as healing and growth. I won’t pretend that desire still exists though. Humans are complicated.

[Chris Schaeffer @cpschaeffer]

@Theholisticpsyc Kink and BDSM communities have long discussed this. Working through trauma by repetition doesn’t work through it. Yet desire remains, and confounds us all.

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@Theholisticpsyc Honest question - what *is* the bare minimum?

[Chris Schaeffer @cpschaeffer]

@wx_MikeDoyle Amherst yes