Christian Schneider

Screenwriter, Debate Coach, Mainer in Los Angeles. I write best when I’m hungry (literally and figuratively)

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

@Calebprecious9 Santi and it isn’t close

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@WeAreTheOverlap For MONTHS everyone's been saying how miserable Arsenal fans are, that they get down on their team too much and should cheer up and support their club. Now that they do, they're "over celebrating"? Piss off. Dishonest haters all.

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

@sportingnews 1957 UNC squad has to be on there. They were undefeated and they beat Wilt Chamberlain.

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

@franklinleonard First pitch at the ballgame (throw a “ball” and you lose the corresponding primary state)

Finishing a full meal at an iconic battleground state restaurant (must finish AND offer a personal anecdote about a time you enjoyed a similar meal as a child)

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

@franklinleonard It’s the “include” for me

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@FOXSoccer

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@franklinleonard

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

@minakimes @BenjaminSolak See, this is what listening to Kendrick AND the Brady Roast leads to…

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@unikunka No question. Alternative would be one less buyer…

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

@ringer Oh, you sickos made Tate relive the Kris Jenkins Shot didn’t you…

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

@equine__dentist So…Grimes is a Bene Gesserit concubine and Elon is as doomed as Leto?

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

House Atreides like:

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@carolinerenard_ Impeccable Season 2 plot twist.

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

@PliskenMGS @joerussotweets I’ve always said I peaked at 14…

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

@franklinleonard About as good of a metaphor for modern American capitalism as you’ll find. A man of inherited wealth who can’t actually play simply buys back in over and over until he gets his desired outcome, while his flock of toadies call it genius.

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

@LegionHoops The rim and backboard

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

@DanielleNicki Agreed. I also think that what you “know” is always growing, with new experiences and research. If there’s something you desperately want to write about but don’t feel equipped to do so, then go learn!

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

“We just hope that we helped with the healing process.” 🥺

Lewiston High School Boy’s Soccer Team coach Daniel Gish & captains join Morning Footy to express the emotions of a state championship in the wake of tragedy in their community. ❤️

[Christian Schneider @cpschneider92]

A magical team with a magical ending. Lewiston strong!

[Adam Robinson @FunkFlashyRob]

LEWISTON WINS THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP IN OVERTIME 3-2!!!