the Real Clem Shady

Memes. Immaturity. Jaded former idealist. No DMs.

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, but how about...

['The Ronster' @BerisfordRon]

🐶😺

[Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot]

In Dog Years I'm already Dead !

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

@MrBonMot Lol, I’m nearly 378 in dog years.

[Gringo Starr @JakeDuarte43]

I’d just like to remind you guys that UFOs are people too. Well, not really, but you know what I mean. 🛸 :)

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

The answer to the great question! Give a like if you get the reference, Captain Rogers!

[Stacy Ewell @staceeyeewell]

When one door closes….
Let the other hit you in the ass…

Or something..

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

@staceeyeewell @DBStoner Right?

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

@Amy_90_x

[Jerry Lock’s Data Center @jlock17]

I don’t care the news has stopped mentioning the hantavirus, I’m still buying up all the toilet paper.

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

@whoinvitedjon @HappyHijabbi Good for you!

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

@LillyHale1 @ThisLocalHater Hobo: * mumble mumble people talking 'bout me mumble *

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

Throwback to that time in the 90s when I visited the original Trade Towers with my mom and her boyfriend.

[Miles Commodore @miles_commodore]

The 2028 election should be decided on election night. Any ballots not done in person need to be in early enough to be counted PRIOR TO ELECTION DAY.

If a battleground state like Florida can count 11 million votes and declare a winner so can everyone else.

Stop the excuses!

[Jack Kelly @JackKel19462997]

Damnit. I used your instead of you’re. No matter! They’ll know what I meant. Surely no one on the internet will come at me for something as petty as this.

Takes 9 mins for me to realize how much I underestimated the internet.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Im not sure what I'd use these for but they're on sale for $5

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

@Bob_Janke If you can jack them up, use them to adjust shittily parked cars maybe?

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

@youlooklikeamom The word "texts" is actually kind of hard to nail for some accents. Many people make it sound like "Texas".

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

@Styx666Official Sort of like Back to the Future meets Time Bandits?

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

If Elon had a scandal, would they call it something else besides “Elon-gate”? Otherwise people wouldn’t take it very seriously.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Much to the horror of my wedding guests, I walked down the aisle to Nancy Kerrigan screaming "WHY?" over and over