captainJspaulding

drinker,gamer and onetime co host of the stupid people pod, who used to do a wrestle and be in a death metal band. hello.

[captainJspaulding @cptJspaulding]

@NileGardiner Man who offshored his business for tax avoidance and low wage purposes doesn’t like having to pay his fare share is upset? Fuck him

[RockGod @TheHoustonWade]

Trump: "we always have huge crowds and never any empty seats."

Cameraman: *pans camera*

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Really is incredible to think that the Tories announced compensation for victims of two scandals, then did nothing to arrange the money. Labour has had to put aside a massive chunk of the money they secured yesterday to fulfil a promise the previous government made.

[captainJspaulding @cptJspaulding]

@trussliz Oh do behave yourself you feckless moron

[captainJspaulding @cptJspaulding]

@PedalTrill @RussInCheshire And you managed to find the additional income to send your child to an environment which will give them advantages that 90+% of children will not enjoy, you worked hard to do so I’m sure, well done. You know it gives an advantage, why should it be affordable to you, not others?

[captainJspaulding @cptJspaulding]

@ProperDM_ @hallmarkofgreat @ThatcherWright Gammon spice.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

I have been arrested, please send me your money.
I have not been arrested, please send me your money.
I am on holiday in a very expensive hotel, please send me your money.
I am not on holiday in a very expensive hotel, please send me your money.

Nice ‘work’ if you can get it…

[rufus jones @rufusjones1]

Turns out All The Presidents Men are on the board of the @washingtonpost. A newspaper so cowardly it could almost be British.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2024: $273,000,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2024: $207,100,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2024: $200,000,000,000

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2024: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I canceled our subscription to the LA Times because I want to make it clear that I am not okay with them being silent. In dangerous times, honest people need to stand up. This is the only way to show I’m standing up.- mh

#ThankYouMarielGarza 🙏

[captainJspaulding @cptJspaulding]

@jamiesmart If only Benjamin Franklin could have seen Pornhub

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

mind body problem

[captainJspaulding @cptJspaulding]

@sturdyAlex That is just objectively funny

[captainJspaulding @cptJspaulding]

@sturdyAlex Is that written by Farage d’you think?

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

That's the passenger seat.

[captainJspaulding @cptJspaulding]

@jamiesmart The rush to lowest common denominator sitcoms has just been turbocharged

[William Hussey @WHusseyAuthor]

Reread this absolute belter on holiday. Can’t recommend it enough. Twisty, compelling, the perfect up-all-night thriller
#TheWarlockEffect

[captainJspaulding @cptJspaulding]

@jamiesmart A Serbian film, if you know you know

[captainJspaulding @cptJspaulding]

@mrjamesob The trolls and the paid rage baiters I’d guess