Andrew Zorn - really

actual human being and ukulele player may be found live during Svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

Ukulele players often get backed up on after being hit by cars.
#Svengoolie

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

New York Knicks fans burned a school bus to “celebrate” their team winning the NBA championship.

I will never understand this mentality.

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

Nothing screams NBA championship louder than a burning school bus.

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

That sure was a movie. #Svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

88 Lincoln Town Car
#Svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

Fan Fatality
#Svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

I have the same microwave oven and it still works well.
#Svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

Thats a job for Chopzilla #Svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

Getting my black and white fix from the gang. #Svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

Gwen is live Xing too. #Svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

You’ll never get a head that way.
#Svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

Technicolor Yawn on
#svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

Can’t blame THING for getting handsy with our cute hostess.
#svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

Better buzz if you smoke the white bread. #svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

Impersonating a nun is diabolical.
#svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

Blaze up on #svengoolie

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

Air lanes cleared by hand
#svengoolie

[Svengoolie @Svengoolie]

Be on hand to live-Tweet tonight during the Sven Squad’s presentation of “Idle Hands” on MeTV! Use the hashtag #svengoolie and/or #houseofsvengoolie - and keep your hands to yourself!

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

@walterkirn As a student driver for members of a college administration in NYC during the 1980’s, I overheard the various department chairpersons arguing with faculty. Many disputes were settled by credentialism not rational inquiry or anything resembling scientific inquiry.
Revealing…

[Andrew Zorn - really @cptStormfield]

June 7 1944
Some of the young ones were already 23 and 24
years old.
The lucky had gone quickly and not suffered an agonizing death.
Our freedom is not free.

[U.S. Army @USArmy]

82 years ago today, nearly 160,000 Allied troops stormed the beaches of Normandy on D-Day, launching the liberation of Europe.

We are free because they were brave. 🇺🇸